Somali Cafes Are Weird

DR OSMAN

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I haven't been to one in decades but recently did due to visiting someone. I am obviously a siyadist by heart and don't waste time with them much.

Man these guys don't ever change, always trying to put on a show of being a public saint and use some of the silliest arguments riddled with hidden clan interest but they try to merge it with Somali interest and we'll being.

I'll give u an example my abti who is really just an ciyaal xaafaad from a different time period in Mogadishu tries to see clans like some football team competing like arsenal and Manchester and shit like that.

He tried to equate SL democracy as if its the first time it happened in Somali history 😆 like its something new.

I rebutt hey they never hold elections on time and delay it to 8 years since Egal, why ignore that. As usual he skips over it without responding.

I told him Abti, PL dedicated 1991 too 2009 to create a Somali govt in Mogadishu, assists regional govt where ever it can, we could've done democracy if we just cared for our own well being.

I also said how can u compare some region who built itself due to hatred of Somali and wants to destroy Somali people at every corner to someone who said ill build myself and help build Somalis which is PL founding vision.

The founding principles of PL and SL are nothing alike and to try to equate the two really pisses me off.

I said to my abti listen you hawiye talk a sweet game but we never see that translate to any positive on ground reality, all we ever see is negativity from there not a single positive.

I told him you need to end this nonsense of sweet talking each other and others if you want peace in hawiye lands because people eyes are their evidence.

I was going to tell him PL has proved their somalinimo and neglected their land from 1930 till 1991, something no hawiye or isaaq ever did who reaped the rewards of Somalia in the past. Their Somalinimo has concrete evidence where as yours has empty words.

Infact I said honestly these boys in PL dont expect you guys to add any Positivity because they see no evidence for it infact their always prepared for your negativity.

I said when u killing great people in your clan with bullets worth 5 cents a unit vs the value of the life your killing, especially if their high quality calibre even violates sun tzu principles of war.

I did confirm to him being sick in the mouth, loud and proud is far better then being sick in the heart as that shit turns cancerous and we see where that led your people.

I told him outright damaca hawiye waa in hamar ay dalka dhan hukunto like siyad barre thru the capital. damaca isaaq waa Gooni goosaad while ruling other clans who don't want them.

I told him but we know that's your Plan A and we know your Plan B if you both can't secure your crazy desires, u will settle on a irir samaale federation on north and south with Mogadishu and Hargeisa as twin capitals and everyone else lowly governors. We know that IOG is the chairman in Djibouti for such vision since carta 2000.

We sure as hell know shabab and icu were all jambals to harm a federal politics emerging, even they inside themselves are centralist lol and we know they work with hawiye and isaaq leaders doing their bit to discredit Federalism for all.

So as long as we see you guys playing this shitty game plan and then trying to sweet talk us about it, u just get diplomatic smile but nothing changes.

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DR OSMAN

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Now let me go study from all siyad workers who had quality and merit based.

U guys don't even know the big difference between mutual interest vs partner vs ally friendships.

You don't know even transactional vs strategical objectives(a set of equations), shit u niggas don't even know daily and yearly events report to greater clan themes and goals with foreign elements meeting up for their own destructive goals.

Shit u don't even assess things for random vs systemic, u don't ever look at root cause but symptoms of everything. I don't blame you civilians tho as u r run by second rates who couldn't perform in siyad meritocracy.
 

DR OSMAN

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f*ck these ppl who live in the 1960 to 1991 and they think having that culture or appearance publically and silently concealing darker clan underbelly is smart 👌

It's 1991 to 2024 and we don't need 1960 to 1991 mentality which is the biggest problem why they can't move on.
 

DR OSMAN

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Some set the equation a bit different like this

HG at the top of the equation and the warlords, shabab report under their vision for keeping Somalia stateless due to loot interest but then they use federal hawiye politicians and convince them of centralism(knowing it can fuel a national conflict) and serve their over all clan objectives.

Kinda like they united hawiye on siyad barre and darods but then snuck into the capital. They have a same set up using icu, shabab to fight on one side of the coin, merge with isaaqists who want the south centralised in the event they succeed centralizing the north, while abgaal is used as the useful idiot and some murusade in various positions but sold on fight darod federalism in the game plan.
 

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