Somali nicknames

[Baarisiyomoos]

Why are they always so offensive Yet the person with the nickname never seems to care, in fact they are proud of it. My dad knows this guy who has epilepsy and they call him Koronto. My cousin back home is chubby and everyone calls her balbalaarka. My aunt is dark skin and they call her “Sumaya madow” what are the funniest offensive nicknames you guys have seen

 

[pirater]

they call Maoris and other Polynesians "qolofweyn"

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

they call Maoris and other Polynesians "qolofweyn" View attachment 191874

I died when either you or @Periplus first told me that lmaooo that’s hilarious

 

[pirater]

I died when either you or @Periplus first told me that lmaooo that’s hilarious

wait is @Periplus a NZ??? no way. what. am i no longer the resident NZer

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

wait is @Periplus a NZ??? no way. what. am i no longer the resident NZer

Either that or Australian but same same

 

[pirater]

Either that or Australian but same same

he has the aussie flag in his bio

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

he has the aussie flag in his bio
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Ah! Apologies aussie Periplus

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

he has the aussie flag in his bio
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WAIT I just deeped you guys have Aussie, New Zealander accents lol that is hard to think of. Somali speaking like that I’m creasing

 

[CanoGeel]

Farhiya F'uto WeenFFW

 

[pirater]

Farhiya F'uto WeenFFW

futo balag balag

 

[jabsveg276]

Why are they always so offensive Yet the person with the nickname never seems to care, in fact they are proud of it. My dad knows this guy who has epilepsy and they call him Koronto. My cousin back home is chubby and everyone calls her balbalaarka. My aunt is dark skin and they call her “Sumaya madow” what are the funniest offensive nicknames you guys have seen

I have sharp/Eurocentric features. But I got some big ass plump lips. My parents, family and friends call me “faruur weyne.” Never really cared though.

 

[jabsveg276]

I have sharp/Eurocentric features. But I got some big ass plump lips. My parents, family and friends call me “faruur weyne.” Never really cared though.

I have lips that are very similar to this, don’t ask who it is.

 

[Periplus]

wait is @Periplus a NZ??? no way. what. am i no longer the resident NZer

Just saw this thread, waryah I am not NZ.

 

[Periplus]

WAIT I just deeped you guys have Aussie, New Zealander accents lol that is hard to think of. Somali speaking like that I’m creasing

Most Sexiest Accent in World - Australian

What is it that makes the Australian accent so sexy and why is it that people all over the world go weak at the knees when hearing it spoken

bigseventravel.com

 

[elite1337]

Sumaya madow somalis got no chill

 

[Xanibacal bin Barqa]

This disabled old lady in our neighborhood ,they used to called her Casho quryaan
and fat friend of mine was called Futobaazuuke
A reletive named Gaagaale for stuttering a lot .
used to know some kids named ilma bililiqo , don't why lol.

 

[Abdisamad]

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[Periplus]

I remember watching Somali news once and they were talking about this female police official in one of the evening news bulletins.

The anchor called her "Faduuma Neero"

Imagine beating the odds to become a high ranking female police officer back home just to be called black in the coloniser's language.....

 

[digaagjecel]

Siyaad saacad is the name of a guy who’s arm was shorter than the other.

 

[Periplus]

Meet Faadumo Neero, Somalia's first policewoman to ascend to the rank of Colonel

Mogadishu (HOL) - Somalia has seen a steady rise in the number of women joining the police and other security forces, a development that has been welcomed both in Somalia and internationally.

www.hiiraan.com

Imagine being called black in Italian subhanallah