Somali nights out

[Mckenzie]

So I just left a 18 May event which was creamed with young excited Xaliimos and their frisky make up, first time I went to an all Somali event (usually not my scene) there were about a dozen cars parked outside full of thirsty niggas and one guy had beef with the bouncer, suddenly all of us were barred and we'd only be allowed in if we had girls with us

All my niggas tried chatting up some girls in the queue and only two of us made it in obamadatazz

I bumped into an old group of girls I knew and they introduced me to one girl, she said are you a lander I said jibril abokor HY then she said they don't exist coz jibril abokor are HA

Told her I'm kidding I'm gudabuursi (shout out to @ReeBorama )

I tried to find a quiet area to speak with her (yo she was the prettiest girl I've seen in a while) but then her friend got into an argument with the guy I came with and long story short we all got kicked out

I tried my luck outside to atleast secure a kiss and her digits but then those thirsty ass negroes outside caused even more commotion they couldn't leave a nigga alone I looked at them like f*ck these guys no chill

I called a cab and went home alone

Why Somalis so reckless? Can't yall follow the protocol and let ppl do their thing

 

[Southerner]

And wanting to kiss a random girl isn't thirsty?

 

[ReeBorama]

18 May, the only date in the Gregorian calendar where you are guaranteed to get laid by claiming Gadabursi

@Mckenzie, close call my nikka

 

[Mckenzie]

And wanting to kiss a random girl isn't thirsty?

It's the approach which I disagree with. Moving around in big groups shouting over each other like it's a fucking refugee camp delivering food aid

 

[barwaqo]

Looool @Mckenzie you're cool you ain't gotta lie to kick it *ice cube voice*
We would let you into the party, cambulo and all.

 

[Figo]

Ninyow ya'll took the biggest L of the century.

It doesn't matter where the place is when skinnies find to all people in one spot shit always gets ugly.

You should've dipped with the chick when you had a chance ohh wait you didn't even have a ride
Anigu gaari la ilaawey in la xiro inta raadiyo baa 2 minute drill ku suubin laha. It's bad you didn't have a ride ninyow you could've been the only ni99a who came out with a W.

 

[Mckenzie]

Ninyow ya'll took the biggest L of the century.

It doesn't matter where the place is when skinnies find to all people in one spot shit always gets ugly.

You should've dipped with the chick when you had a chance ohh wait you didn't even have a ride
Anigu gaari la ilaawey in la xiro inta raadiyo baa 2 minute drill ku suubin laha. It's bad you didn't have a ride ninyow you could've been the only ni99a who came out with a W.

One of my mates drove us there but after we snaked him to get in when they refused him entry there was no way he was gonna drive us home I took a risk and it didn't pay off

To top it off I got word that he picked up a euro trash girl who could be crashing at his for the night

Rule 101 car owners and flat owners get first priority

 

[DeMoN]

Look at the bright side, at least you avoided zina.

 

[Mckenzie]

Look at the bright side, at least you avoided zina.

I was wife shopping

 

[Canuck]

I was wife shopping

Next time try the weddings in summer place for wife shopping

 

[Mckenzie]

Next time try the weddings in summer place for wife shopping

I tried shisha cafes, weddings, and tonight made it a triple whammy. I need to re-evaluate myself. I don't share their banter

On a positive note I feel proud to go outside my comfort zone of cheesy indie nights downing jager bombs with Charlotte and Louise

 

[DeMoN]

Shisha place

Don't stress over it mate disregard women and acquire money.

Wa madax xanuun socda

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Next time try the weddings in summer place for wife shopping

Do people still meet in weddings? I thought that was left in 2007.
And most weddings are females only nowadays, unless @Mckenzie is one of those douchebags who sit in the parking lot and wait for the women to get out.

 

[Freebandz]

I remember when I was invited to one of those gatherings
I declined
I could've been fucking isaaq females if my pride didn't get the best of me

 

[Bahal]

Almost caught a case tonight



Never been that shook in my life

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Almost caught a case tonight



Never been that shook in my life

You out here raping people bahal? coolio

 

[Bahal]

You out here raping people bahal? coolio

Narrowly dodged a disastrous situation involving 5 0



I'm not about that life whatsoever, I'm too old for this shit