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Fine-Dining Star Maria Font Trabocchi Is Opening Restaurants in . . . Somalia​

The partner in Fiola and Del Mar is running spots on an international base in Mogadishu.​


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The Trabocchis were, until recently, one of DC’s most powerful restaurant couples. Maria was the stylish hostess who cultivated an impressive VIP clientele at fine-dining hotspots Fiola and Del Mar. Her husband, Fabio, was the Michelin-starred chef. Then, in 2019, they divorced. Though she remains a partner in the restaurants and says she and her ex still have a “great relationship,” she’s no longer a ubiquitous presence in their DC dining rooms. Instead, Trabocchi has been spending a lot of time in an unexpected location: Somalia.


Trabocchi was approached in February 2019 by Bancroft Global Development, a DC-based NGO and private military contractor that describes itself as “managing complex projects in conflict zones.” Bancroft trains Somali troops fighting extremist group al Shabaab, supports peacekeeping missions, and provides medical care. It operates out of a huge, highly secure base in Mogadishu that regularly hosts diplomats, journalists, and other international travelers. Trabocchi, Bancroft proposed, could help them upgrade the food.


“They were clearly impressed by the way we do business and the way we treat our people, and I think they liked my personality in terms of how I deal with any VIP and client,” Trabocchi says. “I could easily then adapt to whatever circumstance or different type of personalities we might find in Africa.”


Lots of restaurateurs take on international projects, but this was a very different proposition from some high-end new eatery in, say, Shanghai or Prague. Trabocchi would be parachuting into a place plagued by kidnappings, civil unrest, and famine. And she was reluctant at first. “I’m like, ‘No, there’s no way,’” she says. “I love luxury.” But she decided to visit Somalia anyway, just to see for herself. On the base, she found that people were eating food that she thought seemed unhealthy and bland. Plus, she was drawn to the idea of an adventure. So she signed on to open two bars and a pair of cafeteria-style restaurants.

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Since then, Trabocchi has been making nearly monthly trips to Mogadishu, where she stays in a converted shipping container with wi-fi and air conditioning. She’s orchestrated new menus that offer handmade pastas, wood-fired pizzas, burgers, and local lobster. There’s “Mexican night” and weekend brunch with bloody Marys. “We have a great cocktail selection,” Trabocchi says, as if she were talking about some eatery on the hip DC waterfront. Trabocchi’s team also provides upgraded MREs—think sous vide steaks—for deployments, as well as dog food for explosive-sniffing canines.


Trabocchi has taken to posting photos of her Somali expeditions on Instagram, nestled between images of Mallorca sunsets and Obama throwback selfies. In one picture, she poses holding a gun, draped in a bandolier, alongside the hashtags #badass and #dontmesswithme. (Learning to use a gun was part of the gig.) “Now they call me Lara Croft,” she says. “It’s dangerous, but, you know, it makes it even more fun.”



To assist with the openings, Trabocchi brought at least five chefs and managers who’d been laid off from her DC restaurants at the start of the pandemic over to Mogadishu. She’s also helped set up a culinary school to train people from Somalia, Kenya, and Uganda. The school is the only real place where she’s spent time with locals, except for occasional interactions with Somali politicians. “You can never get me away from that,” she says.


Trabocchi explains that the biggest difference from opening restaurants in DC—besides the armed bodyguards—is the difficulty getting ingredients, which have to be shipped primarily from Europe. In Washington, she is accustomed to making a call and having anything she wants the next day. In Somalia, a delivery of chicken or flour needs to be planned at least three months in advance. Trabocchi now knows more than she ever wanted to about shipping routes. (One of her beer deliveries was held up by the ship stuck in the Suez Canal.)


Improving the quality of MREs and mess halls is one thing, but Trabocchi’s next move at the base is even more surprising: a full-service fine-dining restaurant. “I think it’s a good challenge,” she says. “We have a beautiful room with hand-painted frescos. Why stop at something when you can do more and offer more variety?” She describes it as “another improvement” for the camp, as well as a stepped-up training opportunity for the culinary students. The native Spaniard has already boasted on Instagram she might be the first person to bring a leg of high-end Cinco Jotas Ibérico ham to Somalia.




It’s a rather stark contrast to how most people live in a country where an estimated 3.2 million are food insecure and 275,000 children are severely malnourished. Trabocchi isn’t feeding hungry locals, but the way she sees it, she’s still benefiting Somalis by helping the helpers.


Lately, Trabocchi has been less-focused on her projects in Somalia, turning toward her other gig as a hospitality consultant for Hard Rock Hotels. She’s fresh off a Hard Rock opening in Madrid, and new outposts are coming in Budapest and New York City. The work is familiar: picking out staff uniforms, managing cocktail menus, and—her specialty—overseeing VIP lists. But, she jokes, “I don’t have to wear a bulletproof vest in the kitchen.”
 

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Interesting article in the Washingtonian.


Fine-Dining Star Maria Font Trabocchi Is Opening Restaurants in . . . Somalia​


Written by: Jessica Sidman


The Trabocchis were, until recently, one of DC’s most powerful restaurant couples. Maria was the stylish hostess who cultivated an impressive VIP clientele at fine-dining hotspots Fiola and Del Mar. Her husband, Fabio, was the Michelin-starred chef. Then, in 2019, they divorced. Though she remains a partner in the restaurants and says she and her ex still have a “great relationship,” she’s no longer a ubiquitous presence in their DC dining rooms. Instead, Trabocchi has been spending a lot of time in an unexpected location: Somalia.

Trabocchi was approached in February 2019 by Bancroft Global Development, a DC-based NGO and private military contractor that describes itself as “managing complex projects in conflict zones.” Bancroft trains Somali troops fighting extremist group al Shabaab, supports peacekeeping missions, and provides medical care. It operates out of a huge, highly secure base in Mogadishu that regularly hosts diplomats, journalists, and other international travelers. Trabocchi, Bancroft proposed, could help them upgrade the food.

“They were clearly impressed by the way we do business and the way we treat our people, and I think they liked my personality in terms of how I deal with any VIP and client,” Trabocchi says. “I could easily then adapt to whatever circumstance or different type of personalities we might find in Africa.”

Lots of restaurateurs take on international projects, but this was a very different proposition from some high-end new eatery in, say, Shanghai or Prague. Trabocchi would be parachuting into a place plagued by kidnappings, civil unrest, and famine. And she was reluctant at first. “I’m like, ‘No, there’s no way,’” she says. “I love luxury.” But she decided to visit Somalia anyway, just to see for herself. On the base, she found that people were eating food that she thought seemed unhealthy and bland. Plus, she was drawn to the idea of an adventure. So she signed on to open two bars and a pair of cafeteria-style restaurants.

Since then, Trabocchi has been making nearly monthly trips to Mogadishu, where she stays in a converted shipping container with wi-fi and air conditioning. She’s orchestrated new menus that offer handmade pastas, wood-fired pizzas, burgers, and local lobster. There’s “Mexican night” and weekend brunch with bloody Marys. “We have a great cocktail selection,” Trabocchi says, as if she were talking about some eatery on the hip DC waterfront. Trabocchi’s team also provides upgraded MREs—think sous vide steaks—for deployments, as well as dog food for explosive-sniffing canines.

Trabocchi has taken to posting photos of her Somali expeditions on Instagram, nestled between images of Mallorca sunsets and Obama throwback selfies. In one picture, she poses holding a gun, draped in a bandolier, alongside the hashtags #badass and #dontmesswithme. (Learning to use a gun was part of the gig.) “Now they call me Lara Croft,” she says. “It’s dangerous, but, you know, it makes it even more fun.”

To assist with the openings, Trabocchi brought at least five chefs and managers who’d been laid off from her DC restaurants at the start of the pandemic over to Mogadishu. She’s also helped set up a culinary school to train people from Somalia, Kenya, and Uganda. The school is the only real place where she’s spent time with locals, except for occasional interactions with Somali politicians. “You can never get me away from that,” she says.

Trabocchi explains that the biggest difference from opening restaurants in DC—besides the armed bodyguards—is the difficulty getting ingredients, which have to be shipped primarily from Europe. In Washington, she is accustomed to making a call and having anything she wants the next day. In Somalia, a delivery of chicken or flour needs to be planned at least three months in advance. Trabocchi now knows more than she ever wanted to about shipping routes. (One of her beer deliveries was held up by the ship stuck in the Suez Canal.)

Improving the quality of MREs and mess halls is one thing, but Trabocchi’s next move at the base is even more surprising: a full-service fine-dining restaurant. “I think it’s a good challenge,” she says. “We have a beautiful room with hand-painted frescos. Why stop at something when you can do more and offer more variety?” She describes it as “another improvement” for the camp, as well as a stepped-up training opportunity for the culinary students. The native Spaniard has already boasted on Instagram she might be the first person to bring a leg of high-end Cinco Jotas Ibérico ham to Somalia.

It’s a rather stark contrast to how most people live in a country where an estimated 3.2 million are food insecure and 275,000 children are severely malnourished. Trabocchi isn’t feeding hungry locals, but the way she sees it, she’s still benefiting Somalis by helping the helpers.


Lately, Trabocchi has been less-focused on her projects in Somalia, turning toward her other gig as a hospitality consultant for Hard Rock Hotels. She’s fresh off a Hard Rock opening in Madrid, and new outposts are coming in Budapest and New York City. The work is familiar: picking out staff uniforms, managing cocktail menus, and—her specialty—overseeing VIP lists. But, she jokes, “I don’t have to wear a bulletproof vest in the kitchen.”


Source:

 

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Min Al-Nahr ila Al-Ba7r
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Quick summary: Well known personality in the fine dining world decides to take her fine dining skills to Somalia. Not the Somalia you and I know but the xalane NGO compound in Mogadishu.

Bancroft (an already controversial group) called her to "change up" their menu and has now taken to setting up restaurants in the compound. She has set up two bars and cafeteria style restaurants stocked with beer and boasting about being the first to import expensive Spanish ham to Somalia.

She justifies her fine dining exploits in Xalane by claiming she's helping the helpers and therefore is benefitting Somalis.

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In my opinion, this goes to show the segregation between Halane and the rest of Mogadishu. These organisations claim to help Somalis but do not want to live among us unlike the Turkish, Arabs and other Africans.

They set up fancy restaurants importing alcohol, which is illegal in the rest of Somalia for their NGO elite and friends. Meanwhile, this investment never impacts the Somali community that want to experience fine dining in their own country.

Yet people laugh at me when I talk about post-colonialism.
 

Yukon_Niner

Ugaas of the supreme gentleman
VIP
They fund our politicians chief, practically own them. Thankfully farmaajo&co are limited to shan miles out of their compounds.
 
those cadaans are treating Xamar as a holiday destination with the FGS blessing, millions upon millions kept being gathered using our name only to be used for adminstrative costs. Xalane and the Turkish embassy were illegally built on public property, those prime locations are used for their leisure, manned by foreigners and no Somali citizen is allowed entry unless they work for the FGS.

why are we allowing this?
why are we entertaining this?
why are we taking crumbs?
 

Mckenzie

We star in movies NASA pay to watch
VIP
It's not ideal to be living in isolated shipping containers no matter what perks come with it, imagine not leaving a 2 mile radius for months at a time
 

TekNiKo

Loyal To The One True King of The Seven Realms
VIP
It's not ideal to be living in isolated shipping containers no matter what perks come with it, imagine not leaving a 2 mile radius for months at a time
These are the true rulers of Somalia unfortunately, their outposts constantly warn of qarax before it happens. They are war profiteers
 

Periplus

Min Al-Nahr ila Al-Ba7r
VIP
They fund our politicians chief, practically own them. Thankfully farmaajo&co are limited to shan miles out of their compounds.

I would tell them to relocate to another Somali city or move back to Nairobi if they’re not willing to live amongst the people.

I would even prefer if they had their own secure suburb in which they had their offices but this segregated container camp is unacceptable.

None of the investments that happen in Halane benefit Somalis or Somalia.
 

Aurelian

Forza Somalia!
VIP
I would tell them to relocate to another Somali city or move back to Nairobi if they’re not willing to live amongst the people.

I would even prefer if they had their own secure suburb in which they had their offices but this segregated container camp is unacceptable.

None of the investments that happen in Halane benefit Somalis or Somalia.
Arent those who live there paid very very well? So relocating will not get you the same amount of money flow like in halane
 

Periplus

Min Al-Nahr ila Al-Ba7r
VIP
Arent those who live there paid very very well? So relocating will not get you the same amount of money flow like in halane

They spend their money in their enclave or send it to family outside. I highly doubt Somalia has taxes on Halane.

Somalia doesn’t make enough off Halane to let it exist in its current state. It’s an embarrassment.
 

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