Somalians do not deserve the beautiful Somali peninsula.

[Jubba_Man]

It's maddening to think that such a beautiful landscape and geography is currently being occupied by the most primitive, the most backward, the most savage, the most mentally feeble of people to ever walk the Earth, the Somalians, are currently occupying this breathtaking and resource-rich peninsula. They are a failed state and have failed continuously as a people to implement any sort of lasting governance and restore a measure of law and order without the help of foreigners. May this always be the case. These people deserve to be landlocked and live in a desert, barren region where they can carry on their seemingly endless wars, skirmishes, savagery, and destruction until the day of judgement for all everyone else cares. But, please give the land up to civilized people who clearly deserve it, such as the Amhara and the Kikuyu. This will be the Somali peninsula within the next 2 decades:

And if all cogs of the great ancient plan are turning as they should be, within this or the next century this will be the progress made:

 

[Baraf]

The prophecy will be fulfilled when Semites and Bantus rule hand in hand. Thus, overthrowing the mighty Cushitic race. I can almost smell victory.

 

[McLovin]

Bantus ended up with the more fertile land. Leave our narrow strip of desert alone siilaanyolaugh

 

[TheSayid]

zanj rebellion siilaanyolaugh

 

[Atiya]

And who deserves it bantus? I mean Somalia isn't even your country why are you so worried about it? Go back to Congo.

 

[Jubba_Man]

The prophecy will be fulfilled when Semites and Bantus rule hand in hand. Thus, overthrowing the mighty Cushitic race. I can almost smell victory.

Keep up the good fight, brother. The domination and inevitable expulsion of these invaders from the beautiful Somali peninsula is practically an inevitable reality at this point. We shall use their tribal structures and the origins of these tribes as our greatest weapon. The next civil war will be IRIR (Hawiye + Dir) vs Darod vs Isaac. We will arm and bankroll the IRIR coalition along afrocentric lines and brainwash them to this ideology so that they will overcome and deport these interlopers back to their homeland in Arabia. We will then move in and overwhelm the IRIR entirely and repatriate them back in their homeland in the Sahara desert of North Africa. We will finally secure the Somali peninsula for our people forever.

zanj rebellion siilaanyolaugh

Boon boy, we have no interest in your wasteland called Gedo. If you and your 10,000 Marehan kin around the world want to continue to live in Gedo, then feel free as you are no threat at all to our expansionist interests in the region. Meanwhile, we will expel the rest of your kin back to their ancestral homeland of Arabia. We will then proceed an agenda of industrialization and economic stimulus that will finally get the Somali peninsula to join the civilized league of nations as a bantu country. Our expansionist interests are centered primarily around North and Central Somalia along with the Jubbas. All the while, this will continue to be state-of-the-art prime real-estate in Gedo:

Most hilarious of all, you're not even a J1 boon seeing as one of your paternal ancestors was a sheegato. I can't even say "boon foqol boon" because that wouldn't at all be accurate.

 

[TheSayid]

were you holding in all that sade hate during your sheegato phase

 

[Jubba_Man]

And who deserves it bantus? I mean Somalia isn't even your country why are you so worried about it? Go back to Congo.

HUTU girl, who do you think was here before your wretched ancestors came here from that wretched place known as the Sahara desert? It was my people before they were displaced. Your people are the invaders and in due time you will be expelled from the Somali peninsula and returned back to your homeland in the Sahara where you can engage in primitive skirmishes all you want with your Berber brothers until the end of time for all we care.

 

[Atiya]

HUTU girl, who do you think was here before your wretched ancestors came here from that wretched place known as the Sahara desert? It was my people before they were displaced. Your people are the invaders and in due time you will be expelled from the Somali peninsula and returned back to your homeland in the Sahara where you can engage in primitive skirmishes all you want with your Berber brothers until the end of time for all we care.

Blah Blah Blah keep lying to yourself. Somalia is not your land, you belong in West Africa. East Africa is not your home. Stop claiming my country bantu boy.

 

[Jubba_Man]

were you holding in all that sade hate during your sheegato phase

Don't get ahead of yourself, my boon friend. The sade label was a convenient one to use because of how truly irrelevant your people are in the grand scheme of things. Other than you and one or two others, none was aware of me being a sheegato.

You misunderstand hatred. I don't hate you, I just think your a worthless threat to my agenda in the peninsula which is why I would continue having your people eating with twigs in your mud huts in Gedo. We have bigger things to think about such as how we will go about bringing down the Amhar and the Tigray.

 

[Jubba_Man]

Blah Blah Blah keep lying to yourself. Somalia is not your land, you belong in West Africa. East Africa is not your home. Stop claiming my country bantu boy.

What you goin' to do about it, HUTU girl?

We're reigning over your people through AMISOM. You can't even govern yourselves, and you think you can tell the mighty bantu who you beg to help bring you law and order where he belongs?


All trolling aside, we have an agenda for your people. You will be given domination over your long-time enemies in the Somali peninsula strictly out of Africanimo. Then, it's back to the Sahara for your kind.

 

[Gambit]

if you're gonna troll at least try to be funny bantu boy. If Somalis ever lose Somalia it'll be because of ourselves

The prophecy will be fulfilled when Semites and Bantus rule hand in hand. Thus, overthrowing the mighty Cushitic race. I can almost smell victory.

So you're a bantu too?

 

[Geeljire]

lollollolWhat jelousy does to a human being is staggering. With that said

Soomaalia Haa Noolaato

 

[Baraf]

@Gambit No, but beware Cushite. Beware.

 

[Gambit]

@Gambit No, but beware Cushite. Beware.

Maybe I'd be a little scared if your avi wasn't a pic of some pretty, pink flowers

 

[Neo-Nidar]

@Gambit No, but beware Cushite. Beware.

Come on, you have that Cushite DNA in you why the self destruction? lol

 

[Neo-Nidar]

Maybe I'd be a little scared if your avi wasn't a pic of some pretty, pink flowers

She's actually a Reptilian

 

[Baraf]

Maybe I'd be a little scared if your avi wasn't a pic of some pretty, pink flowers

@Khattob-Oniisama & @Gambit: Cushites, do not intimidate me. Yes, I do have substantial amounts of Cushite DNA. Even with that, I only resemble my Xabashi semite brothers. I will join them in embarking the journey of conquering the Horn of Africa, with the hopes of my people rising again. The Bantus are an important ally of mine. You have been told of the prophecy, Thou shall be warned, with the exception of a few Cushites of course

 

[Gambit]

@Khattob-Oniisama shiiit she's a reptilian? Spare me please oh @SgtBanadir I'll work the fields like a good boy. I promise