Somalis are beginning to infiltrate my neighborhood

Basra

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So Somali crackheads are showing up in my neighborhood. Time to move. I was walking with my best friend, walking a lovely day in the neighborhood getting some diary queen ice cream. There was this mid to late 20s curly haired skinny somali boy. I think he was high on crack. He was beating his head, shouting. My friend mama nosey decided to go to him. I said NO! Lets call 911, which i did. loool Anyway my nosey mamo best friend went upto him, hugged him, wanted to take him to my home. I said over my dead body nayaaaa. The boy was high as fk! looool


He kept on running away from my friend and coming next to me. I guess he could see my Angel glow. looooool


Then the most amazing thing happened which cracked me until i fell down.


My mamoo friend asked him what is your qabil?


Boy HIGH on crack but said --- I am dhulbahante reer Naaleeya! Walaaahi oo bilaahi oo tolaahi i am not lying or kidding. Its sooo bizarre. loool


My mamo friend is soo freaking nossy! looooooooooooooool



And then when i didn't expect it-- The boy asked my friend -- ARE YOU HAWIIYA?


Suddenly all my anxiety went out in the air and i started cracking up like hell loool


My Hawiya best friend was traumatized. This made her back off from him. She kept on saying how did he know i was Hawiya?


And i spooked her more. He is high huuno--- he has an Angel protecting him from you.



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



Police came and got him to a safe place :)
 
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Basra said:
So Somali crackheads are showing up in my neighborhood. Time to move. I was walking with my best friend, walking a lovely day in the neighborhood getting some diary queen ice cream. There was this mid to late 20s curly haired skinny somali boy. I think he was high on crack. He was beating his head, shouting. My friend mama nosey decided to go to him. I said NO! Lets call 911, which i did. loool Anyway my nosey mamo best friend went upto him, hugged him, wanted to take him to my home. I said over my dead body nayaaaa. The boy was high as fk! looool


He kept on running away from my friend and coming next to me. I guess he could see my Angel glow. looooool


Then the most amazing thing happened which cracked me until i fell down.


My mamoo friend asked him what is your qabil?


Boy HIGH on crack but said --- I am dhulbahante reer Naaleeya! Walaaahoi oo bilaahi oo tolaahi i am not lying or kidding. Its sooo bizarre. loool


My mamo friend is soo freaking nossy! looooooooooooooool



And then when i didn't expect it-- The boy asked my friend -- ARE YOU HAWIIYA?


Suddenly all my anxiety went out in the air and i started cracking up like hell loool


My Hawiya best friend was traumatized. This made her back off from him. She kept on saying how did he know i was Hawiya?


And i spooked her more. He is high huuno--- he has an Angel protecting him from you.



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



Police came and got him to a safe place :)
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