Some crazy xalimo writes a 'Harry Potter' FanFiction set in Somalia

[Neo-Nidar]

I was strolling through Fanfiction.net for some cool stories to read, but then an idea occurred to me and to search FFs with anything related to Somalia or Somalis. And like I usually do, I clicked at the first link and I found this... https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4300805/1/Heir-to-a-Warlord



I mean like come on!

 

[Neo-Nidar]

I bet you like this @Tokio

 

[Seoul]

Lool I read a paragraph and I quite like it. It's amusing and different I suppose.

I sense that you wrote this and are self promoting, isfaanis dotcom

 

[Baraf]

Lool I read a paragraph and I quite like it. It's amusing and different I suppose.

I sense that you wrote this and are self promoting, isfaanis dotcom

 

[Neo-Nidar]

Lool I read a paragraph and I quite like it. It's amusing and different I suppose.

I sense that you wrote this and are self promoting, isfaanis dotcom

Naya I'm not khaniis to even be into Harry Potter! >:[

 

[Tramo]

plot twist, voldemort is really MSB

 

[Tokio]

"He was startled out of his pleasurable trance and his blush deepened as Ayann started running a wash cloth over him, He shut his eyes tightly trying to pretend it wasn't happening. He had never been touched this much in his life, or at least the part he could remember."

interesting so far

 

[Seoul]

Naya I'm not khaniis to even be into Harry Potter! >:[

Nayaa aa?

Don't hate me coz I'm telling the truth madax gambar

 

[Seoul]

"He was startled out of his pleasurable trance and his blush deepened as Ayann started running a wash cloth over him, He shut his eyes tightly trying to pretend it wasn't happening. He had never been touched this much in his life, or at least the part he could remember."

interesting so far

I knew he was into some kinky shit omg loooooool siilaanyolaugh

 

[Baraf]

I wouldn't classify the chick that wrote this as a 'xalimo-like' this is some reer ajanabi weeaboo crap

 

[Neo-Nidar]

I wouldn't classify the chick that wrote this as a 'xalimo-like'

I don't know if Cadaans would write stories set in Somalia, she's probally posh one in London siilaanyolaugh

 

[Neo-Nidar]

Nayaa aa?

Don't hate me coz I'm telling the truth madax gambar

Madax futo, wanna fight? I swear I'll punch you!

 

[Baraf]

Madax futo, wanna fight? I swear I'll punch you!

Were all friends here happy place ..happy place..

 

[Seoul]

Madax futo, wanna fight? I swear I'll punch you!

I'm what they call a curvaceous woman, I'm not afraid to sit on you and suffocate you!

 

[Baraf]

I'm what they call a curvaceous woman, I'm not afraid to sit on you and suffocate you!

Damn girl

 

[Neo-Nidar]

I'm what they call a curvaceous woman, I'm not afraid to sit on you and suffocate you!

Accudubillah, you need to hold back on Canjeero and Kpop!

 

[TekNiKo]

This was actually good, she can become a successful novelist, certainly better than Lamagoodle's insane ramblings.