Stereotypes of Somali cities

[Bohol]

Mogadishu = Bombdishu
Hargeisa = Khat/Drugs central
Jigjiga = Dhaanto central
Dhusamareeb = Digri/Sufi central
Garowe= Goat central

 

[Rooble]

LMFAO at the Goat Central part

 

[RedStar]

Bosaso - fish HQ
Burco - comedy central
Galkacyo - GTA

 

[Bohol]

LMFAO at the Goat Central part

Apparently the founders of that city are nicknamed Cisse "Riyoole" and they are largely Goat herders that is why.

 

[Bohol]

Bosaso - fish HQ
Burco - comedy central
Galkacyo - GTA

Perfect.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

When did burco boodhweyne become comedy central?

 

[Bohol]

When did burco boodhweyne become comedy central?

Oi leave my birthplace alone.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Oi leave my birthplace alone.

Yo that's my hometown too. it really fits that nickname though.

If they are making another mad max, they will not find a better place to shoot

 

[Bohol]

Yo that's my hometown too. it really fits that nickname though.

If they are making another mad max, they would not find a better place to shoot

Are you from westside or eastside if you are true Burcawi. Lol@mad max, it is not that sandy it is over-exaggerated.
I was there in 2015 and 2016.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Lol I don't know what side. What's the difference, the place is small anyways, how is there even eastside and Westside.
You can probably walk to either side.

Anyway, I would say the neighborhood but that is qarxis material.

 

[Bohol]

Lol I don't know what side. What's the difference, the place is small anyways, how is there even eastside and Westside.
You can probably walk to either side.

Anyway, I would say the neighborhood but that is qarxis material.

You are so innocent. I only stay in one side when I am in B town, I feel you belong to that side as well. DW we both belong
to Blood Gang aka westside.

 

[oday1kenobi]

Burco is fourth holiest city in islam after makkah, Medina and Jerusalem.

Still fourth if you include Shia Islam (qoms) and harar

 

[Mohamud]

Berbera - best clock ever

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

Guricel - isbaaro HQ

 

[VixR]

Wholesale attribute khat to Hargeisa even though it's a thoroughly Somali peninsula thing why don't you

I was told, in some areas, it's considered taboo and uncultured not to do khat, for men and women

 

[Striker]

 

[$$$$]

Wholesale attribute khat to Hargeisa even though it's a thoroughly Somali peninsula thing why don't you

I was told, in some areas, it's considered taboo and uncultured not to do khat, for men and women

Before the civil war only the people in northwestern Somalia used to khaat. Today it is done everywhere. The only difference is that in SL people from all classes do it, whilst in other regions of Somalia everyone except the political and economic elite do it.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Mogadishu: Overpriced qarax-vile
Hargeisa: Mini-North Korea
Bossao: If Satan had to pick a vaccation spot
Galkayo: Where nabadnimo goes to die
Kismayoo: Kenyan bufferzone