Storytime

[pirater]

When I was young (5-6) my family were waiting for my brother at this High school that on Saturdays they used as a dugsi. So me and my mum were waiting at the school field. Then this old lady with walking this tiny white Dog. It looked like this

ugly right.

so this lady decided to let her dog roam free and released the leash. I was playing on the field and then this white colonial devil decided to run straight at me. My tiny 5 year old self ran like crazy. I had some crazy adrelinine going on then. I was scared so badly. It started running and barking at me. I remember thinking it was a humongous dog but looking back it was very tiny. I ran so fast and was running around the field screaming and squealing and crying. Then after 5 minutes of running I did the dumbest thing. It was on my tail. So close to me. I slowed down a little and kicked the dog. It wasn't too hard I think and the dog didn't have damage. But it scratched me (wasn't deep) and my leg bled a little. so after that the old white lady said in a stupid voice "tHe dOg wAs jUsT tRyInG tO pLaY wItH yOu". OK. Play with me without chasing me across a field for like 5 minutes.

 

[Molotoff]

Lool. Two rules: you can never win an argument with a woman and you can never run away from a dog.

 

[exposedmeat]

Bruv I had worse in Ethiopia qaxoonti the habesha kids would always release scary looking ass dogs at me after dugsi and I was even faster than dogs back then I genuinely think I would beat Usain bolts ngl

 

[pirater]

Bruv I had worse in Ethiopia qaxoonti the habesha kids would always release scary looking ass dogs at me after dugsi and I was even faster than dogs back then I genuinely think I would beat Usain bolts ngl

that's some real as shit. Damn brotha that sucks

 

[Gacanka Cadmeed]

When I was young (5-6) my family were waiting for my brother at this High school that on Saturdays they used as a dugsi. So me and my mum were waiting at the school field. Then this old lady with walking this tiny white Dog. It looked like this

View attachment 180945 ugly right.

so this lady decided to let her dog roam free and released the leash. I was playing on the field and then this white colonial devil decided to run straight at me. My tiny 5 year old self ran like crazy. I had some crazy adrelinine going on then. I was scared so badly. It started running and barking at me. I remember thinking it was a humongous dog but looking back it was very tiny. I ran so fast and was running around the field screaming and squealing and crying. Then after 5 minutes of running I did the dumbest thing. It was on my tail. So close to me. I slowed down a little and kicked the dog. It wasn't too hard I think and the dog didn't have damage. But it scratched me (wasn't deep) and my leg bled a little. so after that the old white lady said in a stupid voice "tHe dOg wAs jUsT tRyInG tO pLaY wItH yOu". OK. Play with me without chasing me across a field for like 5 minutes.

That's what they always say

 

[pirater]

That's what they always say

what?

 

[Gacanka Cadmeed]

what?

tHe DoG wAs TrYinG tO pLAy WiTh yOU.

 

[pirater]

tHe DoG wAs TrYinG tO pLAy WiTh yOU.

ohhh that makes sense

 

[Kool-Aid]

I slowed down a little and kicked the dog.

That's what I like to hear
https://yt3.ggpht.com/3zQHyRQbpTLjq...1_AeH_ZuzRKNVPeNy7aZLJZjKlubNBVaQ=s480-nd-rwa

 

[Bille]

That's what I like to hear
https://yt3.ggpht.com/3zQHyRQbpTLjq...1_AeH_ZuzRKNVPeNy7aZLJZjKlubNBVaQ=s480-nd-rwa

Inalillaah free kick

 

[Hodan from HR]

The smallest dogs be doing the most. They are always barking and lack boundaries..

 

[greyhound stone]

Wallahi I run away from dogs till this day. Those little ugly shits. I hate them a lot. They gave me some ptsd from childhood