tell me a short story

[popoff]

hey guys!! hope you all are well

i love hearing stories. from grandparent , aunties and uncle , our moms and pops

would you all be kind enough to share some of what your folks told you growing up?

spooky one specifically like araweelo or the big ear lady.

 

[Aurelian]

1- "My girlfriend is scared of horror movies. They make her paranoid, which can be tricky when I’m watching her through her living room window."​

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2-

My boyfriend has a collection he’s very proud of. He never told me that he’s been collecting souvenirs from the girlfriends he murdered.
"​

 

[Xanibacal bin Barqa]

I forgot most of them , sadly
but I remember some names, like Dhegdheer, the infamous cannibalistic big eared ayeeyo.
Suul cawlan , the thumb who became a geeljire.
and the little dabagaale who killed the geeljire and stole his camels
then started singing...
Dabogaale geel wada ma aragteen
xasan oo xuseein dilay ma aragteen

 

[Basra]

 

[المهندس]

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[Basra]

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[المهندس]

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[Sloane Ranger]

Theirs a Somali story I heard as a child. So one day a boy and his grandmothr went out together.

If I can recall it correctly they were going shopping. Anyways, along their journey the young boy sees money on the ground and bends over to pick it up. His grandmother scolds him and tells him off and says that things on the ground are dirty and he shouldn't touch them.

The boy listens and they continue on their journey. They have another outgoing together on another day. This time the poor old gran falls down.


Now who would be able to help her get up from the dirty ground ???


Well it certainly wasn't the boy as he insisted that he mustn't pick up dirty things from the ground.

The End

 

[Basra]

Theirs a Somali story I heard as a child. So one day a boy and his grandmothr went out together.

If I can recall it correctly they were going shopping. Anyways, along their journey the young boy sees money on the ground and bends over to pick it up. His grandmother scolds him and tells him off and says that things on the ground are dirty and he shouldn't touch them.

The boy listens and they continue on their journey. They have another outgoing together on another day. This time the poor old gran falls down.


Now who would be able to help her get up from the dirty ground ???


Well it certainly wasn't the boy as he insisted that he mustn't pick up dirty things from the ground.

The End

I reject your STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very disrespectful to the memories of Grand mothers/Ayeeyos

 

[Sloane Ranger]

I reject your STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very disrespectful to the memories of Grand mothers/Ayeeyos



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I'm just telling a story. I don't agree with it Bashir.

 

[Basra]

I'm just telling a story. I don't agree with it Bashir.

I REJECT YOU & BASHIR