The first Somalispot poem chain
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@The alchemist was once my next of kin but I haven't heard from him. He was gonna be as rich as sin. So @Medulla gets my inheritance for the win.
I trust you won't poison my challice.
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Twa months ago, we didna ken,
yer name or ocht aboot ye.
But lots of things have changed since then,
I really must salute ye.
Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
yer feeding like a gannet.
Disruption caused, is so immense,
ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.
Corona used tae be a beer,
they garnished it wae limes
But noo it’s filled us awe wae fear
These days, are scary times.
Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips,
it’s whit they awe advise
But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips,
that’s how we’ll awe survive
Just stay inside , the hoose, ye bide
Nae sneakin oot for strolls
Just check the lavvy every hoor
And stock-take, your, loo rolls
Our holidays have been pit aff
Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh
And paddle ‘ doon the waater ‘
Canary isles, no for a while
Nae need for suntan cream
And awe because o this wee bug
We ken tae be..19
The boredom surely will set in,
But have a read, or doodle
Or plan yer menu for the month
Wi 95 pot noodles.
When these run oot, just look aboot
A change, it would be nice
We’ve baasto iyo suugo By the ton
and twenty stane o rice.
So dinny think yell wipe us oot
Aye true, a few have died
Bubonic, bird flu, and Tb
They came, they left, they tried
Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
As ye jump fae cup tae cup
But when we get oor vaccine made
Yer number will be up.
yer name or ocht aboot ye.
But lots of things have changed since then,
I really must salute ye.
Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
yer feeding like a gannet.
Disruption caused, is so immense,
ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.
Corona used tae be a beer,
they garnished it wae limes
But noo it’s filled us awe wae fear
These days, are scary times.
Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips,
it’s whit they awe advise
But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips,
that’s how we’ll awe survive
Just stay inside , the hoose, ye bide
Nae sneakin oot for strolls
Just check the lavvy every hoor
And stock-take, your, loo rolls
Our holidays have been pit aff
Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh
And paddle ‘ doon the waater ‘
Canary isles, no for a while
Nae need for suntan cream
And awe because o this wee bug
We ken tae be..19
The boredom surely will set in,
But have a read, or doodle
Or plan yer menu for the month
Wi 95 pot noodles.
When these run oot, just look aboot
A change, it would be nice
We’ve baasto iyo suugo By the ton
and twenty stane o rice.
So dinny think yell wipe us oot
Aye true, a few have died
Bubonic, bird flu, and Tb
They came, they left, they tried
Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
As ye jump fae cup tae cup
But when we get oor vaccine made
Yer number will be up.
Kkkkkkkk you got me
Low effort come on manKkkkkkkk you got me
Wallahi what should I even start with?
He is fluent in many languages
But he doesn’t use words when he speaks to my soul
I quietly whisper into the caves of his ear
That I shall return to him or near
And if our day never comes
or he finds another love just as intense
I’ll reach for him in my dreams
where we are always dancing
But he doesn’t use words when he speaks to my soul
I quietly whisper into the caves of his ear
That I shall return to him or near
And if our day never comes
or he finds another love just as intense
I’ll reach for him in my dreams
where we are always dancing
Medulla
Bah Qabiil Fluid
@The alchemist was once my next of kin but I haven't heard from him. He was gonna be as rich as sin. So @Medulla gets my inheritance for the win.
Thank you for choosing me to be the one to inherit your vast wealth . I wouldn't dare do such a thing matter of fact as a show of gratiude, let me make you a cup of tea from the finest tea leaves I just imported from Morocco.
It goes by the name of "hem" something not entirely sure but I heard it's to die for !
Just make some random shit and then let it rhyme. Like this
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No sis. Aussiehustler had one characteristic that gave him away, he would always defend me against the incels. Canjeero laughs with them.
Define "incel", its a very loose term here on SSPOT. I'd also like to hear your example of one
Define "incel", its a very loose term here on SSPOT. I'd also like to hear your example of one
Any male who insults me.
@sophisticate you got me in my feelings mentioning my lost friend Aussie, I'm going back to work 
Define "insult"
Thank you for choosing me to be the one to inherit your vast wealth . I wouldn't dare do such a thing matter of fact as a show of gratiude, let me make you a cup of tea from the finest tea leaves I just imported from Morocco.
It goes by the name of "hem" something not entirely sure but I heard it's to die for !
Thank you. However, the brewed elixirs I'm used to listened to Tchaikovsky's Waltz of flowers before their leaves were delicately plucked, then gentle caressed by a masseuse to maintain peak richness in body and flavour. I'm a touch, spoiled lol.
@sophisticate you got me in my feelings mentioning my lost friend Aussie, I'm going back to work
What happened to him?
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