the hall of shame

[Tramo]

post some of your most embarrasing moments. i know some of yall took some major L's in your time, don't be shy now

i'll start with something that happened to me back in my school days. i was chilling in class with one of my boys, let's call him John. we were talking about random shit and the conversation shifted to girls. this was back when I didn't know there was a difference between Latina and Latino. i thought Latino was a catch-all term for all of them mfkers my memory's hazy but this is how the convo went.
me: man idk about you, but it's all about them Latinos bro
john: it's all about the what?
me: Latinos nigga. Latinos are fine as f*ck dont even act like that 's not true
john:
me: what are you laughing at? you saying you wouldn't f*ck with a Latino? foh
john: Latinos are kinda masculine tho bro
me: are you dumb? latinos got that (i hit em with one of these joints)

john: aight aight
then he explains the difference. i'm sitting there feeling like the biggest dumbass and at the same time . im lucky he was cool about it and from a different circle of friends. if my other niggas heard that shit i would never live it down walahi lol

 

[Reddington]

My biggest L in history was when @Duchess sent Costa to my mom's house in Stockholm because I was being a cyber bully. The other one took place in Seattle but we won't get into that.

 

[Duchess]

My biggest L in history was when @Duchess sent Costa to my mom's house in Stockholm because I was being a cyber bully. The other one took place in Seattle but we won't get into that.

coolio

I guess you still blame me for that, eh?

I haven't taken any major L's yet. I'm a glass half full kind of person.

 

[Reddington]

I've no animosity @Duchess , it's all water under the bridge. We made history

 

[Tramo]

coolio

I guess you still blame me for that, eh?

I haven't taken any major L's yet. I'm a glass half full kind of person.

so am i but sometimes you just f*ck up ya know

 

[menace]

many years ago I had a huge crush on my neighbor chick.

One day we came across each other at the gym behind our apartments.


She watched us playing basketball but on the side a guy was practicing boxing on the punching bag. He was a short stucky dude.

I wanted to impress so much that I wore these boxing gloves on the floor and I requested a match with the madoow guy. He laughed and said "really" and I said " yeah Manne"

We squared up and I start hitting him. This nigga formed that protective boxers do and just let me hit him again and again. I was shocked that no amount of my weak-ass hitting was doing anything. Then this guy smiled and hit me once and I blacked out. I woke up the girl standing on top of me. She has since never looked at me as a man

 

[Queen Carawelo]

many years ago I had a huge crush on my neighbor chick.

One day we came across each other at the gym behind our apartments.


She watched us playing basketball but on the side a guy was practicing boxing on the punching bag. He was a short stucky dude.

I wanted to impress so much that I wore these boxing gloves on the floor and I requested a match with the madoow guy. He laughed and said "really" and I said " yeah Manne"

We squared up and I start hitting him. This nigga formed that protective boxers do and just let me hit him again and again. I was shocked that no amount of my weak-ass hitting was doing anything. Then this guy smiled and hit me once and I blacked out. I woke up the girl standing on top of me. She has since never looked at me as a man

Looooooooool


I can't breathe.




Menace you also forgot to tell when your brother knocked the F out of you.

Please tell that story again. Pretty please with sugar iyo malaab on top.

 

[Halftime]

Got a skeezer pregnant

 

[TekNiKo]

a stole my s4 while I was high in a trapphouse it was a new S4 too major L

 

[Tramo]

Got a skeezer pregnant

niggas talking about losing phones and shit and you out here posting Eternal L's. bal u kaadi in yar sxb damn

 

[Hafez]

When a bunch Somali soldiers thought I was a suicide bomber so one of them aimed an AK-47 at me and told me to pull my shirt up in a public suuq (I'm completely serious btw).

 

[TekNiKo]

When a bunch Somali soldiers thought I was a suicide bomber so one of them aimed an AK-47 at me and told me to pull my shirt up in a public suuq (I'm completely serious btw).

Thats normal any lightskinned person that looks from diaspora is a suspect, they did it to me once to but now im blick