The results: Pland vs Sland

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

Sland:
Deads:
Wounded:
Prisoners of war captured by Pland:


Pland:
Deads:
Wounded:
Priosoners of war captured by Sland:

 

[Wei]

Plot twist:Both sides were nuked by an accidental missile fired by Mudane Kim Jung Un. US diplomats have postponed the Kim-Trump summit. North Korea vows to continue its quest to develop long range ICBM'S.

Iran has sent a few physicists to the site in awe of North Korea's capability, studying the remnants of the explosion.

Farmaajo and his Hawiye overlords commence in jubilation of what has occurred. Faarmaajo takes the podium and chants "Somalia haa noolato", in unison with Hawiye who shout a different chant "Guul Hawiye, Guul Galmudug, Guul Baanadiir, Guul Hawiyeweyn".

Faarmaajo looks around in distress, while Hawiye politicans circle around him like a pack of hyenas. Faarmaajo is subsequently decapitated. Kheyre walks with a swagger no man can match into Villa Somalia and his crowned King of Hawiyeweyn. All other miniority tribes pay homage, Bantus begin to claim "We Wuz Hawiye n Shit".


The End!

 

[Crow]

Plot twist:Both sides were nuked by an accidental missile fired by Mudane Kim Jung Un. US diplomats have postponed the Kim-Trump summit. North Korea vows to continue its quest to develop long range ICBM'S.

Iran has sent a few physicists to the site in awe of North Korea's capability, studying the remnants of the explosion.

Farmaajo and his Hawiye overlords commence in jubilation of what has occurred. Faarmaajo takes the podium and chants "Somalia haa noolato", in unison with Hawiye who shout a different chant "Guul Hawiye, Guul Galmudug, Guul Baanadiir, Guul Hawiyeweyn".

Faarmaajo looks around in distress, while Hawiye politicans circle around him like a pack of hyenas. Faarmaajo is subsequently decapitated. Kheyre walks with a swagger no man can match into Villa Somalia and his crowned King of Hawiyeweyn. All other miniority tribes pay homage, Bantus begin to claim "We Wuz Hawiye n Shit".


The End!

This sick fantasy is your only hope. We are headed for Hargeisa, boyo.
:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Futurist]

PL cant win this war. They dont have the numbers or budget

SL is holding back but could take Garowe in 2 hours

Hargeisa alone has more population than all of Puntland

 

[Deactivated]

PL cant win this war. They dont have the numbers or budget

SL is holding back but could take Garowe in 2 hours

Hargeisa alone has more population than all of Puntland

What’s this erection for Garowe?

Ever since Bixi came into power, people are talking more about Garowe instead of Icitiraf.

We don’t want Amisom in Sool.

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

PL cant win this war. They dont have the numbers or budget

SL is holding back but could take Garowe in 2 hours

Hargeisa alone has more population than all of Puntland

U cant capture buuhoodle, how do u want to capture garowe

 

[Lordilord]

U cant capture buuhoodle, how do u want to capture garowe

Buuhoodle is close, we can wait until we f*ck them up or isolate them completely.

Laakin for Garowe we don't want to capture them, we are getting the strap. #GetTheStrap

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

PL cant win this war. They dont have the numbers or budget

SL is holding back but could take Garowe in 2 hours

Hargeisa alone has more population than all of Puntland

Faan.com
Put up or shut up.

 

[Wei]

Someone post the results on this thread tomorrow. Cumar get word around town from your people. I'll dial up mine if they know anything. I'll check the news in the morning but I doubt any substantial news will appear. Just more propaganda.

Guys wallahi watch SNTV or Somali Cable for 30 minutes. Shit is hilarious. 20 minutes of Maraq degaag commercials followed by 5 minutes of Hormud express, 5 minutes of news by a xalimo who showers in Diana.

I guess the commercials only come with live television. I wish I could post a video to show you guys

 

[Wei]

Before Someone asks me why I'm watching SNTV, Horn and Somaliland TV, basically all the channels aren't working for me as of now.

 

[Cumar]

Faan.com
Put up or shut up.

This kids on here are fools, they don't realize the military is clan based.

If HA pulls out from the army like HY does. Wallahi o billahi o tillahi Caynaba ayaa laga murmi doonaa.

Musa Bihi needs to prove he is working for our interests. If he sides with Jegaan, we will throw him to the curb.

 

[Wei]

If HA pull out from the army like HY does. Wallahi o billahi o tillahi Caynaba ayaa laga murmi doonaa.

Are HA locals fed up with fat cats in Kulmiye? That would be an interesting development. No one wants to follow the Silyano blueprint it seems

 

[Cumar]

Are HA locals fed up with fat cats in Kulmiye? That would be an interesting development.

Ciise Muuse already are. JB are furious at tonights events, since the Colonel (AUN) was from our subclan.

That is 60% of HA right there, JB are the largest subclan.

 

[Wei]

Faan.com
Put up or shut up.

All I see is Faan in both Pland and Somaliland fan boys. Until they book a plane to Hargeisa and Garowe respectively, make the trip to the front lines in Tukaraq, they both can STFU. Why do they act so tough on the internet.