The story of the most beautiful behind of Humankind

It was in an ultra-secret laboratory that Chief Scientist BOURDESTEIN and his team spent most of their time. We are in 1989, in the underground base 50m under the Negev desert. This team of scientists was selected on the basis of their legendary intellectual skills, they studied at Cambridge, Harvard and even Stanford for some.

This team has been conducting a top secret research project for a decade now, they are not united by money or country. For a decade now, the 10 most successful brains of mankind, if not of the universe, have been pursuing a much greater goal. Their goal is to create the most salient and harmonious ass that genetics can allow. This ass will have to be part of an organism that can assimilate a large daily quantity of falafels and sabihs so that every day this blessed ass of science is strengthened. "Eureka" cried BOURDESTEIN when he and his team finally finalized this ultra-secret government project that had already swallowed up a good hundred billion dollars. The genetic code was finally ready, they were finally going to see the light of day again!

Everything in this DNA predisposed to promote the construction of the perfect buttocks. Thus, novel proteins were devised to increase the saturation capacity of the gluteal muscles, and the reconstruction of these muscles was given high priority during a muscle tear. All that was needed was to inject this DNA into a cell and then to fertilize a female of S+ quality. This is how Tal was born. Almost 30 years later, it's tears in our eyes that every day we thank Professor BOURDESTEIN and his team for bringing this project to a successful conclusion, for giving humanity the ass it did not deserve, and probably never will.
 
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