The Ticket Is Ready... I’m Leaving The USA

[486th President]

Apparently the trip to Nairobi is coming soon...I’ll be attending an all boys private boarding school where I will learn Arabic and the Quran and top knowledge of science and stuff, and my crib will have a maid I’ll be living with my cousins as well then after that if things go to plan I’ll be going to Ogadenia with the camels and then to Hargeisa inshallah I’ll most likely get married around that time as well

I don’t know when I’ll be leaving but they are preparing the trip... damn I never got to go to a high school party, prom, dates, or any of that shit I guess it is what it is I’ll tell y’all when the ticket comes

Inshallah I will inform y’all and send pics of Nairobi, Hargeisa, Jigjiga, etc.

 

[Milo]

hopefully u become xafid and be fluent in Arabic
So when u comeback we can backbite these niggas and speak Arabic and none of these guys will understand

 

[bobsburger]

Apparently the trip to Nairobi is coming soon...I’ll be attending an all boys private boarding school where I will learn Arabic and the Quran and top knowledge of science and stuff, and my crib will have a maid I’ll be living with my cousins as well then after that if things go to plan I’ll be going to Ogadenia with the camels and then to Hargeisa inshallah I’ll most likely get married around that time as well

I don’t know when I’ll be leaving but they are preparing the trip... damn I never got to go to a high school party, prom, dates, or any of that shit I guess it is what it is I’ll tell y’all when the ticket comes

Inshallah I will inform y’all and send pics of Nairobi, Hargeisa, Jigjiga, etc.

u gon turn into a real nigga

 

[Sumaaya]

Apparently the trip to Nairobi is coming soon...I’ll be attending an all boys private boarding school where I will learn Arabic and the Quran and top knowledge of science and stuff, and my crib will have a maid I’ll be living with my cousins as well then after that if things go to plan I’ll be going to Ogadenia with the camels and then to Hargeisa inshallah I’ll most likely get married around that time as well

I don’t know when I’ll be leaving but they are preparing the trip... damn I never got to go to a high school party, prom, dates, or any of that shit I guess it is what it is I’ll tell y’all when the ticket comes

Inshallah I will inform y’all and send pics of Nairobi, Hargeisa, Jigjiga, etc.

 

[486th President]

hopefully u become xafid and be fluent in Arabic
So when u comeback we can backbite these niggas and speak Arabic and none of these guys will understand

Lol there’s google translate lol we don’t live in 1700s fam

 

[Amazonian]

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[486th President]

u gon turn into a real nigga

Maybe... are there any parties in Nairobi

 

[bobsburger]

Maybe... are there any parties in Nairobi

please dont get aids.

 

[Karim]

Just say it's a dhaqan Celis trip lmao. You don't have to sugarcoat it.

This is good for you in the long-term, you'll be fluent in Arabic, Kiswahili, Somali and Maybe become Hafiz of the holy Quran.

 

[486th President]

Hopefully I can get my cherry popped in Kenya the b1tches there are mad thicc and beautiful I can also go to parties there as well and better climate innit heheheheheh

please dont get aids.

I can’t make such promises fam

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whats that’s supposed to mean

 

[Villainess]

The boys school is not a good idea, you will be kissing up on them after class

 

[Milo]

Lol there’s google translate lol we don’t live in 1700s fam

K google translate this and see if u understand
ياخي بلا زناخة ما راح يفهمو اصلن قوقل ترانسلاية خرا بل ترجمة
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[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Wife up a tall Ogaden woman.

 

[486th President]

K google translate this and see if u understand
ياخي بلا زناخة ما راح يفهمو اصلن قوقل ترانسلاية خرا بل ترجمة
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Translation: My brother, without rags, they will not understand Aslan Google, a translation, but a translation

 

[Milo]

Translation: My brother, without rags, they will not understand Aslan Google, a translation, but a translation

So what’s ur rough understanding of that
What do u think i said

 

[486th President]

The boys school is not a good idea, you will be kissing up on them after class

It is what it is if a fruity nigga harasses me I’ll follow him into the back of the school

 

[Villainess]

It is what it is if a fruity nigga harasses me I’ll follow him into the back of the school

 

[486th President]

The trip got cancelled I’m sad I can’t go to the motherland but happy I won’t get married

 

[Abdisamad]