There are Somalis who don’t use toilet paper. Yuck!

[Köttbullar]

When im at Uni or Work I always take a bottle with me kkkkk

You shit at Uni???

 

[Abdisamad]

Curious are you imagining her as Iman?

No I'm imaging her as this short light skin xalimo with a nice butac butac body

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Lool @Gibiin-Udug I can imagine you in Somalia walking around with gloves and refusing to shake hands with people . What excuses will you use if they offer you to eat with them

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[Abdisamad]

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[Macalin M]

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I just sprinkle a bit of lemon in then eat. First time I was there my mum told me to do it but I didn’t. I learned the hard way. My stomach didn’t forgive me for 2 weeks

 

[anyways]

I have feeling you dont wash ur futo kkkkkk

Don’t try to pit me to your bad habits, we are not the same kaolo kech

 

[Basic]

I was staying in a small village. The house is separate from the toilet. I had to walk through the front lawn kind of area to get to it. After isha everyone goes bed and it’s silent and pitch black. All you can hear are cricket sounding noises and when those donkeys see Jinns and make that annoying noise

You are giving me nostalgia. Nothing quite like those midnight walk to the out of house toilet. With the warm air and cricket noise in the atmosphere

 

[Gambar]

Disgusting... I’m horrified.

You wouldn’t survive in baadiyo you’d have to stay in a hotel or something lol.

 

[Abdisamad]

You wouldn’t survive in baadiyo you’d have to stay in a hotel or something lol.

I would love to see @Gibiin-Udug in the deep badiye where they don't have any toilets or running water

 

[Yonis]

I remember couple years back I was on a holiday in Zambia visiting extended family - I asked for toilet paper to be bought and one of my cousins was like

toilet paper yaa uu baahan gacmo baa haysataa

I was like these xoolo
no wonder Somalia is shithole

 

[Gambar]

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You have a lot of wiswis you’d never survive in Somalia lol. They’ll call you names and they’ll tell the whole city that you’re crazy. They would make you their entertainment.

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

I use baby wipes and then water

 

[Abdisamad]

I remember couple years back I was on a holiday in Zambia visiting extended family - I asked for toilet paper to be bought and one of my cousins was like

toilet paper yaa uu baahan gacmo baa haysataa

I was like these xoolo
no wonder Somalia is shithole

 

[purple haze]

Nag NOOL washes my ass so I have to ask what she uses

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I would love to see @Gibiin-Udug in the deep badiye where they don't have any toilets or running water

You're such a xasiid, I would fake faint until they send a car to take me back to the city.

You have a lot of wiswis you’d never survive in Somalia lol. They’ll call you names and they’ll tell the whole city that you’re crazy. They would make you their entertainment.

I would pay some relatives to shoot I mean threaten them if they mention my name, something tells me I would pit the whole neighborhood against each other because of boredom.

 

[AishaBarri]

Toilet paper + water, one without the other is just reminds me of the time I visited the countryside, brings back awful memories

 

[purple haze]

The best way to do it is wash your bum with water than use toilet paper to dry it up.


Otherwise, why would you want a wet soggy mess in your pants?

Just twerk to dry it off

 

[purple haze]

Disgusting... I’m horrified.

They use smooth rocks back home

 

[purple haze]

Toilet paper + water, one without the other is just reminds me of the time I visited the countryside, brings back awful memories

Men pay good money for women not to wipe so you they can sniff her essence

 

[Helios]

No I’m a nasty cretin with feces under my nails

Imagine calling yourself a man and letting your nails get that long too ^^^

@Gibiin-Udug thank you for posting this while we're fasting, alx my stomach is empty