These Penguins ain't loyal smh.

[maestro]

That hoe ass penguin did my nigga wrong walahi.

Miskiin little Penguin

 

[VixR]

Humans lean bare animalistic in their sexuality, we just pretend real hard we're not, and we don't.

 

[maestro]

Humans lean bare animalistic in their sexuality, we just pretend real hard we're not, and we don't.

When it comes to sexy time we aren't different from animals lol. Humans are animals after all. Only thing that separates us is self awareness.

 

[VixR]

When it comes to sexy time we aren't different from animals lol. Humans are animals after all. Only thing that separates us is self awareness.

I love how the narrator was tinting the situation with a human narrative

The "homewrecker" and the "loser husband"

This is 'reality-tv' nature veered towards the dreggs of society.

 

[maestro]

I love how the narrator was tinting the situation with a human narrative

The "homewrecker" and the "loser husband"

This is 'reality-tv' nature veered towards the dreggs of society.

The narrator actually turned this into the quickest meme in history. Just look at Twitter for a sec lmao

 

[VixR]

The narrator actually turned this into the quickest meme in history. Just look at Twitter for a sec lmao

As if Chris Brown's "these hoes ain't loyal" needed help staying in the spotlight

Now they're using nature to fight this war of failed expectations against us

 

[dhegdheer]

He found another man in his house
In his bed

And to add insult to injury he gets kicked out of his home

He probably built it himself, spent ages picking out the perfect branches

 

[maestro]

As if Chris Brown's "these hoes ain't loyal" line needed any help staying in the spotlight

Now they're using nature to fight this war of expectations against us

 

[maestro]

He found another man in his house
In his bed

And to add insult to injury he gets kicked out of his home

He probably built it himself, spent ages picking out the perfect branches

Fucking tragic

 

[VixR]

When am I gonna stop paying for some other woman's penguin's infidelity, Twitterkind?

These hoes aint loyal this and that


Guess what, loyalty tis a choice. We can't pay for other ppl's choices.

I'm ever so sorry your gf cheated on you? Is that what u want me to say?

The unfortunate truth: The last thing you should expect from a human is loyalty. We're inclined towards what's expedient and what serves us. If you find it, be grateful mayne.

 

[dhegdheer]

Fucking tragic

Wallahi I'm really invested in this little miiskin

He didn't deserve that, his mate is cold blooded. Will he ever know happiness again?

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Miskiin

I was rooting so hard for that lil' nigga. When he started calling out for her the second time, that really got to me.

 

[VixR]

Those branches he picked out for their burrow were near perfect

They were so well-crafted and penguinchild-proofed, they didn't even help hurt home-wreckers face being bashed into it repeatedly.

 

[maestro]

Damn at the end he even tripped on a branch. Catching too much L's

 

[dhegdheer]

The children will never know their father!

 

[Galaeri]

Man that penguin is such a cuck if he aint come back and do something about it.

 

[VixR]

The children will never know their father!

She'll tell 'em he was swept away by the great sea.

We'll have a new Pixar movie on our hands, a spinoff of Finding Nemo. Except this time instead of an endearing story of a papa clowfish searching for his baby clownfish, it'll be a heart wrenching story about a couple baby penguins searching of their daddy in the vast expanse of the ocean. Finding Pengo, now in a theater near you

 

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[Rooble]

 

[Rooble]