True story! I called my uncle in Somalia

[Grigori Rasputin]

told him I'm wiring some cash to him and he needs to divide it up.

Distribution:

$100 to my mentally compromised cousin

$200 to cousin Ali ( his livestock has been wiped out and he has 5 kids)

$150 to Cousin Cawaale with the 6 kids

$100 to the other cousin sadiq ( he is single )

$50 to cousin Hassan (single and has a job).

$100 to adeero ( grown kids and he already has a steady monthly $200 rent pay of our house that goes to him )

How can I afford this ?

I got my tax return

How do I feel now

Funny thing is that I made it a tradition that I send serious money at the beginning of the year that now they call me in January to enquirer about if I filed my tax

These nigga better slaughter goats for me when I land there in the near future inshalah

 

[Steamdevolopment]

told him I'm wiring some cash to him and he needs to divide it up.

Distribution:

$100 to my mentally compromised cousin

$200 to cousin Ali ( his livestock has been wiped out and he has 5 kids)

$150 to Cousin Cawaale with the 6 kids

$100 to the other cousin sadiq ( he is single )

$50 to cousin Hassan (single and has a job).

$100 to adeero ( grown kids and he already has a steady monthly $200 rent pay of our house that goes to him )

How can I afford this ?

I got my tax return

How do I feel now

Funny thing is that I made it a tradition that I send serious money at the beginning of the year that now they call me in January to enquirer about if I filed my tax

These nigga better slaughter goats for me when I land there in the near future inshalah

Your zikat is impressive but bragging about it makes it lose ajar

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Your zikat is impressive but bragging about it makes it lose ajar

Can you pick me from a lineup? I'm saying this anonymously. I ain't bragging. God can see my heart.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Can you pick me from a lineup? I'm saying this anonymously. I ain't bragging. God can see my heart.

I just look for the ugliest Somali person in crowd :siilaanyolaugh:

Anyways, why then post this?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I just look for the ugliest Somali person in crowd :siilaanyolaugh:

Anyways, why then post this?

Because I feel good and it's a hobby of mine to make others happy.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Because I feel good and it's a hobby of mine to make others happy.

How self-less of you

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

How self-less of you

I'm not expecting anyone's validation. I feel good. That's all

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I ask that you forgive me yesterday.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I ask that you forgive me yesterday.

I don't remember what you said, but consider yourself forgiven

 

[Hemaal]

Maasha Allah! Blessings on blessings

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm filing my taxes in middle of March, I know I won't get any money back, infact I'm going to give money back!!!!!

I'm going to pop out a kid next year inshallah. Or I might adopt one.

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[Grigori Rasputin]

I'm filing my taxes in middle of March, I know I won't get any money back, infact I'm going to give money back!!!!!

I'm going to pop out a kid next year inshallah. Or I might adopt one.

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Without a kid and a female to claim I would've not had this amount returned to me

 

[Canuck]

told him I'm wiring some cash to him and he needs to divide it up.

Distribution:

$100 to my mentally compromised cousin

$200 to cousin Ali ( his livestock has been wiped out and he has 5 kids)

$150 to Cousin Cawaale with the 6 kids

$100 to the other cousin sadiq ( he is single )

$50 to cousin Hassan (single and has a job).

$100 to adeero ( grown kids and he already has a steady monthly $200 rent pay of our house that goes to him )

How can I afford this ?

I got my tax return

How do I feel now

Funny thing is that I made it a tradition that I send serious money at the beginning of the year that now they call me in January to enquirer about if I filed my tax

These nigga better slaughter goats for me when I land there in the near future inshalah

Beautiful you made them happy even one day in year. Their kids will always remember you the good uncle

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Beautiful you made them happy even one day in year. Their kids will always remember you the good uncle

I'm trying to wash off my numerous dambi with good deeds but I'm afraid my dambi is too much.

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I'm trying to wash off my numerous dambi with good deeds but I'm afraid my dambi is too much.

Forgiveness is always open to a righteous muslim. Simpel good deeds and good intentions can pay the way

 

[merka]

told him I'm wiring some cash to him and he needs to divide it up.

Distribution:

$100 to my mentally compromised cousin

$200 to cousin Ali ( his livestock has been wiped out and he has 5 kids)

$150 to Cousin Cawaale with the 6 kids

$100 to the other cousin sadiq ( he is single )

$50 to cousin Hassan (single and has a job).

$100 to adeero ( grown kids and he already has a steady monthly $200 rent pay of our house that goes to him )

How can I afford this ?

I got my tax return

How do I feel now

Funny thing is that I made it a tradition that I send serious money at the beginning of the year that now they call me in January to enquirer about if I filed my tax

These nigga better slaughter goats for me when I land there in the near future inshalah

You'll be welcomed as a king adeer

 

[gurey]

Inspirational stuff

Inshallah one day one when your down and out, lacag will come from somewhere.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You'll be welcomed as a king adeer

 

[CanadianQueen]

Too bad nothing pleases them. In their eyes, you can always do better. And that's the truth, Ruth.

Keeping one or two close relatives on a LARGE payroll to buy their loyaltues > dividing up a SMALL amount amongst an angry bunch.

 

[Claire]

I just look for the ugliest Somali person in crowd :siilaanyolaugh:

Anyways, why then post this?

Your pics lawwwddd