UncleMenace's little known facts on Somalis in Zambia

[Grigori Rasputin]

Tbey happen to be overwhelmingly MJs.

They have been in that country for 50 years.

They are the Jews of Zambia.

They are filthy rich.

They control the import m/export business since Zambia is a landlocked country.

In Puntland they are the owners of the biggest and must awesome looking hotels and mansions.

I've also come to know that they hail from one strain of the MJs

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

You're obsessed with us. Say Mashallah and move on. I plan on opening businesses in Zambia, Build a luxury hotel in Zanzibar.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You're obsessed with us. Say Mashallah and move on. I plan on opening businesses in Zambia, Build a luxury hotel in Zanzibar.

When on earth have I brought you up?delusional!

I brought up Djiboutians. Am I obsessed ?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

When on earth have I brought you up?delusional!

I brought up Djiboutians. Am I obsessed ?

Learn how to read, old man, I said US as in MJs.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Learn how to read, old man, I said US as in MJs.

Yes! That's what o meant

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Yes! That's what o meant

Which state are you going to drive to this month? You should visit Alabama.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Which state are you going to drive to this month? You should visit Alabama.

I'm gonna fly to Seattle for the first time in 4 years inshalah..the other day I drove to Florence, KY...was doing a favor for that old guy that I being helping for 2 years now. ...he got a section 8 over there...he drove me crazy ...he found a nice house with his voucher but refuse it bc there were few Somalis ...I got really pissed off at him..I mean he lives in the most qashin project now but now that he can reside in a brand new gorgeous apartments he refuses.

 

[Duchess]

I've also come to know that they hail from one strain of the MJs

Strain?? Are we a microorganism?

 

[Bohol]

Mostly Lusaka in Zambia. While the rich Isaaq Sijuis are found in Kenya,Tanzania and Uganda.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Mostly Lusaka in Zambia. While the rich Isaaq Sijuis are found in Kenya,Tanzania and Uganda.

Specially Tanzania while Uganda has a super rich female

 

[Abdalla]

Lusaka and Ndola feel like Burtinle and Qardho

 

[Hemaal]

Specially Tanzania while Uganda has a super rich female

Adeero how do we convince Edo Amina Moghe to invest in SL?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Adeero how do we convince Edo Amina Moghe to invest in SL?

Only if aanu ku aasno inanteeda

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Lusaka and Ndola feel like Burtinle and Qardho

Damm nigga knows their villages too

 

[Abdalla]

Damm nigga knows their villages too

I have two adeero living there. Some first cousins were even born in Lusaka and Ndola.

Somalis are eyeing Angola and Mozambique these days.

 

[Apollo]

All these African countries are just as poor as Somalia.. why would they go there?

Other than South Africa and Kenya the rest of SSA is crap.

 

[John Michael]

All these African countries are just as poor as Somalia.. why would they go there?

Other than South Africa and Kenya the rest of SSA is crap.

Our fucked up governments past, present and sadly most likely future.

Somalis don't find it safe to do business in their countries so they corner the market in others.

Even South Sudan is popping.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Mozambique is the land of opportunity for Somalis now.

 

[Hemaal]

Only if aanu ku aasno inanteeda

She's coming to SL this Saturday or so I have heard

 

[maestro]

We got S.A on the lock anaga neh. Let's share and expand all over Africa brehs