WAIT A MINUTE......... WOULD XALIMO COOK BARIS FOR FARAX ONCE A WEEK ?

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

Wallahi every time you say the word cousin I laugh so much @Samaalic Era

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[astorecalledkmart]

@Furioso and @beenleey - Your friendship is real and you are Somali sisters. Be an example for everyone in demonstrating that qabil doesn't matter

I can mediate a sit down between you two if you like, followed by a 4-hour dawah session InshaAllah because you're so nice and I want you both in Jannah

 

[Saredo]

Loooool even the Official Baby of SomaliSpot knows qabil loooooooool

This is the criminally under appreciated post of the day

One day, there will be only babies on sspot, talking about qabil under @Samaalic Era ‘s supervision.

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Saredo driving us and @AussieHustler massaging our feet, what did I do to deserve such a wedding

 

[Furioso]

@Furioso and @beenleey - Your friendship is real and you are Somali sisters. Be an example for everyone in demonstrating that qabil doesn't matter

I can mediate a sit down between you two if you like, followed by a 4-hour dawah session InshaAllah because you're so nice and I want you both in Jannah

I’m sorry to say this adeero, but I’m an MJ first before everything else. I would fight and die for my clansmen. I don’t think we can reconcile. This was the ultimate stab in the back. Goodbye forever @beenleey.

 

[beenleey]

@Furioso and @beenleey - Your friendship is real and you are Somali sisters. Be an example for everyone in demonstrating that qabil doesn't matter

I can mediate a sit down between you two if you like, followed by a 4-hour dawah session InshaAllah because you're so nice and I want you both in Jannah

When my good misogynistic friend @Samaalic Era found out I was not a Muslim, I said ''we may not be brother and sisters in deen but we still are brother and sisters in Qabiil''

I now say to @Furioso, We may not be sisters in Daroodism (Why did she think I'm Ogaden? I need a written apology for this slander) but we are sisters in almost every other opinion and I forgive her for her accident of birth

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[beenleey]

Wallahi every time you say the word cousin I laugh so much @Samaalic Era

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Samaalic is married to his cousins and is a fan of cousin marriage, he's also looking for more cousins to marry. He calls me cousin because I'm from the same tribe as him and Its really innocent and sweet until I remember his stances on cousin marriages.

 

[Furioso]

When my good misogynistic friend @Samaalic Era he found out I was not a Muslim, I said ''we may not be brother and sisters in deen but we still are brother and sisters in Qabiil''

I now say to @Furioso, We may not be sisters in Daroodism (Why did she think I'm Ogaden? I need a written apology for this slander) but we are sisters in almost every other opinion and I forgive her for her accident of birth

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Ogadens are stunning, tall, and honorable. I gave you the second best clan after MJ. How ungrateful! Are you seriously turning your back on me for @Samaalic Era? I hate to break it to you but @Samaalic Era doesn’t care about you. He wants to make you his eighth wife. You mattered to me and I considered you to be my twin sister. I have never felt so disappointed in my entire life!

Lol, I only found out I was MJ a few months ago. Sspot has taught me all I know. I need to learn more. @beenleey, I will be back with better attacks when I’m done surfing the politics section.

 

[Halimo-2018]

If his paying me cash. He has to leaves the house to me alone. No one else. He can come back when the job is done

 

[Bohol]

If your wife can't cook bariis and hilib she is a failure, time to divorce her.

 

[beenleey]

Ogadens are stunning, tall, and honorable. I gave you the second best clan after MJ. How ungrateful! Are you seriously turning your back on me for @Samaalic Era? I hate to break it to you but @Samaalic Era doesn’t care about you. He wants to make you his eighth wife. You mattered to me and I considered you to be my twin sister. I have never felt so disappointed in my entire life!

Lol, I only found out I was MJ a few months ago. Sspot has taught me all I know. I need to learn more. @beenleey, I will be back with better attacks when I’m done surfing the politics section.

I'm too embarrassed to make fun of Ogadens because I'm ashamed of how much qabayalaad I've learnt here, Most of it is from Ogaden vs Mx threads which I have no business to be reading as a noble sacad siciid woman.
I would never choose @Samaalic Era over you abaayo, other than sacad banter we are the total opposite. As they say, 'women don't have qabiils' All women are from the same qabiil and you are from my sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-tribe of Somali women since we agree on so much. Besides my parents are somewhat related, any kids I have with a cousin like Samaalic would have a documentary made on them and their unique genetic illnesses. Our kids would curse us.

Tribal/Politics section is horrible I have no idea how I end up reading threads from there. Yes, I hate qabilism. Yes, I get proud whenever Sacad/HG/Hawiye members btfo qabiils. Every Sacad/HG/Hawiye person in the politics section has fought for my rights and I thank them for their service as an ordinary civilian

 

[Luciddreamer]

women who cant cook arent women

 

[Jaydaan]

Loool that’s how I feel.

I’d like to marry @astorecalledkmart and hire @Jaydaan as our driver

With your mouth you would be kicked out of my car. Taxi drivers are the unsung heroes of society

 

[Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer]

Loooool even the Official Baby of SomaliSpot knows qabil loooooooool

This is the criminally under appreciated post of the day

Didn't expect that from @Furioso that was so random kkkk

 

[Mimir]

I did a personality thread not long ago, most here are introverts, both the men and women

Which thread?
Is it the MBTI one?
I'm ENFP

 

[Mimir]

I remember a thread from here when I used to lurk and it was about Mona Walter (Hawiye I think) and Muslim MJ FKDers were comparing her to Ayan Hersi. ''My Mj gaal is better and more sucessful than your Hawiye gaal' That's when I realised Somalis were not serious about Islam .

Now is the time you realize?

 

[Mimir]

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Except for the gaal part of your post,the thing about Mjs being smarter than Hawiye is a fact.

 

[Hardwork2019]

My wife never lets me near the kitchen.it is a no go area for me.