Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
There was this girl Holland ( related to me) with Masters ( little advanced age of 28) went back home for a summer vacation. Then she returns to Europe with new long distance relationship. Apparently there are "tall, handsome and educated dudes" according to these chicks that are stationed at diaspora hangout places like Hargeisa's terrible over-priced serving Summertime Restaurant.
Within 6 months they were married. Within 1 year he had her in Somalia and all pregnant. Chick even shipped her furniture from Amsterdam.
Second story
It also involves my relative. Dude was educated and living in Hargeisa and was the bread winner of his family with his job at Somtel.
Somehow someway dude establishes a relationship with a European diaspora. He is now in Europe.
Then there was the chick from MN, once again a relative.
She got married from back home and brought the dude to MN. Then soon after he got his greencard he gave her the middle finger. Chick went into the hospital's emergency ward with some depression problem that triggered her bad migraine that she always had. She has had 3 kids but he said "I done you a favor "
It's kind of true bc she was at 37 and he give her quick 3 kids in a quick session although he threw the peace sign on her afterwards.
Oh I forgot to mention that the lady was accountant for a major company in MN. Dude worked his warehouse hours and refuse to pay any bills and when she asked him he would say "you earn quadruple the amount I make why are you interested in my little savings, naa ii baneey ". Apparently dude was saving the past 3 years and claiming their kids in their tax return that this dude now has a business back home.
Dude visited my city and I was told who he was and that he was marry to heblaayo. Even though I knew what he was u to bc I warned everyone that would listen that this dude wants sharci and I wasn't listen to. Now here I am face to face so I shook his hand offered to buy him a lunch. What an effing legend. I can't hate the player, nigga avoided dying in the Mediterranean.
Within 6 months they were married. Within 1 year he had her in Somalia and all pregnant. Chick even shipped her furniture from Amsterdam.
Second story
It also involves my relative. Dude was educated and living in Hargeisa and was the bread winner of his family with his job at Somtel.
Somehow someway dude establishes a relationship with a European diaspora. He is now in Europe.
Then there was the chick from MN, once again a relative.
She got married from back home and brought the dude to MN. Then soon after he got his greencard he gave her the middle finger. Chick went into the hospital's emergency ward with some depression problem that triggered her bad migraine that she always had. She has had 3 kids but he said "I done you a favor "
It's kind of true bc she was at 37 and he give her quick 3 kids in a quick session although he threw the peace sign on her afterwards.
Oh I forgot to mention that the lady was accountant for a major company in MN. Dude worked his warehouse hours and refuse to pay any bills and when she asked him he would say "you earn quadruple the amount I make why are you interested in my little savings, naa ii baneey ". Apparently dude was saving the past 3 years and claiming their kids in their tax return that this dude now has a business back home.
Dude visited my city and I was told who he was and that he was marry to heblaayo. Even though I knew what he was u to bc I warned everyone that would listen that this dude wants sharci and I wasn't listen to. Now here I am face to face so I shook his hand offered to buy him a lunch. What an effing legend. I can't hate the player, nigga avoided dying in the Mediterranean.
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