WARNING ALL TIMO JILEEC FAARAXS!!!

[merka]

Stay away from madow barbers or else you'll get bidaar in your twenties.

All my boys who got their hair cut every 2 weeks to stay fresh all have bidaar now. The barbers they go to don't know how to treat soft hair properly. They are too rough on Somali hair that it eventually falls off.

I strongly recommend Somali men to go to a Somali barber or if not Indian or White barbers. Your hair will thank you.

 

[VixR]

This is true for women too. I hate to say it, but a kinky haired lady from a Horn ethnicity riffd my hair a time ago. Now I go to an Iranian.

 

[Benjamin]

Stay away from madow barbers or else you'll get bidaar in your twenties.

All my boys who got their hair cut every 2 weeks to stay fresh all have bidaar now. The barbers they go to don't know how to treat soft hair properly. They are too rough on Somali hair that it eventually falls off.

I strongly recommend Somali men to go to a Somali barber or if not Indian or White barbers. Your hair will thank you.

You should stop lining up the hairline, It's gonna make your forehead appear bigger & it causes bidaar too. Thanks for the tip tho.

 

[AbdiJew]

Your baldness and hair thinning comes from your genes. Don't get angry or blame barbers who have the same hair texture as you.

I have a 98% chance of not ever getting bald spots and hair thinning. I see Somalis all the time with bald spots and hair thinning and I feel very lucky.

 

[merka]

You should stop lining up the hairline, It's gonna make your forehead appear bigger & it causes bidaar too. Thanks for the tip tho.

Yeah the crisp lineup will turn into geesi geesi if you keep getting it done

 

[merka]

Your baldness and hair thinning comes from your genes. Don't get angry or blame barbers who have the same hair texture as you.

I have a 98% chance of not ever getting bald spots and hair thinning. I see Somalis all the time with bald spots and hair thinning and I feel very lucky.

You have no problems. I've seen your hair it's Madow af

 

[leeroy jenkins]

A faarax always blames the barbers for his receding hairline lol.

 

[Apollo]

Bidaar is genetic, not environmental. Stop with the suugo science.

 

[Benjamin]

Bidaar is genetic, not environmental. Stop with the suugo science.

Amun I think I have seen you in a Somali christian room in Paltalk is it you?

 

[Apollo]

Amun I think I have seen you in a Somali christian room in Paltalk is it you?

I don't use Paltalk nor am I Christian. Weird assumption. My username is not unique to me.

 

[merka]

Bidaar is genetic, not environmental. Stop with the suugo science.

No one has ever done a study on Somalis with madow barbers vs other barbers. The science is not conclusive.

Somalis never had such high rates of juvenile bidaar 50 years ago. This is an epidemic

 

[AbdiJew]

You have no problems. I've seen your hair it's Madow af

And I'm very proud of it.

95% of Somalis have my hair but they wet it with water to make it seem soft during selfies.

@merka tell us about your big bidaar and how you can't put water on the front anymore to make it seem soft because you'd just be splashing water on skin.

 

[Gambar]

You have no problems. I've seen your hair it's Madow af

This is true for women too. I hate to say it, but a kinky haired lady from a Horn ethnicity riffd my hair a time ago. Now I go to an Iranian.

An Ethiopian lady puts ghee in my hair as a treatment and flat irons my hair. She has very rough hair and an unfortunate hairline but her hands are magic

 

[Apollo]

No one has ever done a study on Somalis with madow barbers vs other barbers. The science is not conclusive.

Somalis never had such high rates of juvenile bidaar 50 years ago. This is an epidemic

Empirical evidence based on data gathered on the Eritrean male population indicates that the propensity of bidaar has a higher epidemiological prevalence in Cushitic derived sub-populations.

/SuugoScience

 

[Bohol]

Stop wanking kids if you don't want bidaar.

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Stay away from madow barbers or else you'll get bidaar in your twenties.

All my boys who got their hair cut every 2 weeks to stay fresh all have bidaar now. The barbers they go to don't know how to treat soft hair properly. They are too rough on Somali hair that it eventually falls off.

I strongly recommend Somali men to go to a Somali barber or if not Indian or White barbers. Your hair will thank you.

I have timo Madow. I used to go to Madow barbers but they were to loud and annoying. I go to a Somali barber now. How are they rough on timo jileec hair sxb?

 

[Benjamin]

Empirical evidence based on data gathered on the Eritrean male population indicates that the propensity of bidaar has a higher epidemiological prevalence in Cushitic derived sub-populations.

/SuugoScience

Maybe it coincidence cuz you two have the same profile and username.

 

[The Cushitic One]

I can't go to black hair dressers
Anymore they don't know how
To deal with Somali soft
Hair.

So I straighten my own hair and
If I need a cut I go to the white
Salon.

The gaalio give me
coffee there, and actually hold their appointments!

 

[Apollo]

And I'm very proud of it.

No wonder you identify as black.

Us timo jileecs have problems identifying with blacks due to the fact that our hair is radically different.

 

[TheAnswer]

A lot of Somalis grow their hair faster on the sides than in the middle. Tell your madow barber to not cut down too much in the middle and focus on the fast growing sides or else you will get bald. Also tell them not to push back your hairline. Unless you're really observant and clear with them in directions, they will f*ck you and not give a shit.