Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
At a wedding or a qabiil oriented gathering they open that event with the Quran.
The wedding is full of naked chicks or semi-naked ones with see through diric.
The qabiil based gathering is an event to support a corrupt ungodly administration that's about to wage a war of annihilation on the poor neighborhoods next door.
In any given happy occasion in Somaliland and when a reporter asks them to send out greetings to your love ones almost all of them start with "waxaan salaan weyn u dirayaa Axmed Maxamed Maxmuud Axmed Maxamuud Axmed Siilaanyo"
WTF manne! Does he even know you exist.
When any Somali official is getting interviewed or at press conference and they always have to open it with the same line that a wadaad opens the Friday qutba! I mean this official is a bloodsucking mother lover yet he spends 2 mins reading this
Somali families always lying about their children achievements.
In every Somali gathering nowadays they repetitively play this terrible shit. Almost every event nowadays they play the same thing all over again. Gets terribly annoying.
Every Somali girl studying something related to medicine. Time to diversify the field of learning cottammit!
Ajahanabi always complaining to me of my peoples terrible driving habit.
The wedding is full of naked chicks or semi-naked ones with see through diric.
The qabiil based gathering is an event to support a corrupt ungodly administration that's about to wage a war of annihilation on the poor neighborhoods next door.
In any given happy occasion in Somaliland and when a reporter asks them to send out greetings to your love ones almost all of them start with "waxaan salaan weyn u dirayaa Axmed Maxamed Maxmuud Axmed Maxamuud Axmed Siilaanyo"
WTF manne! Does he even know you exist.When any Somali official is getting interviewed or at press conference and they always have to open it with the same line that a wadaad opens the Friday qutba! I mean this official is a bloodsucking mother lover yet he spends 2 mins reading this
Somali families always lying about their children achievements.
In every Somali gathering nowadays they repetitively play this terrible shit. Almost every event nowadays they play the same thing all over again. Gets terribly annoying.
Every Somali girl studying something related to medicine. Time to diversify the field of learning cottammit!
Ajahanabi always complaining to me of my peoples terrible driving habit.
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