'Salam alaikum habibi, we're currently in Nasahablod Hotel, come blow us up there.'
I think the stooges themselves were shocked at how disposable they are to their masters. They're really dumb
Stooges: we were in the hotel u bastards
UAE: Oh.... Was Farmaajo their?
Stooges: No, he rescheduled it for next week.
UAE: Ok akhi, we'll give u a brief case full of money and only you're allow to carry it during the next meeting, but don't open it till the meeting is over.
Stooges: mashallah may Allah swt accept ur duas akhi, can u tell me how much is gonna be in the case akhi, anna Arabia brother.
UAE: Inshallah my beloved brother you'll be super rich, we'll tell u how much after the meeting inshallah, I'm gonna go pray isha inshallah, as salaamu alaikum warahmatuallah wabarakaatu.
Stooge: wa alaikuma salaam warahmatuallah wabarakaatu, inshallah it'll be a great meeting.
UAE: bi'ithinillah it'll be a great meeting, my beloved akhi, make sure u give me a call when u sit right next to brother Farmaajo, and don't open the brief case till after the meeting akhi.