Weird dream featuring sspot members

[AussieHustler]

I dream about @CaliTedesse being a Madow
I have nightmares where @astorecalledkmart and @Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer are actually boring people off the internet, and @Arma is actually a transgender man, and @Waaqo of Punt is actually Somali
The worst ones are @Knowles turning out to actually being an incel and @NotMyL being a khaniis, @Lum being an atheist, @Jaydaan being one of our neighbourhood habaryar monitoring us and all the incels actually liking women

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa

Geesi, you declared war on everyone.

 

[AussieHustler]

Slow down with the beer...

@Knowles

Is that what you drink? Bogans drink beer here.

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa

Geesi, you declared war on everyone.

Save me walaal, remember that one time I helped you

 

[AussieHustler]

Save me walaal, remember that one time I helped you

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa

Sorry mate, remember you hired me to lick your feet and not saving you. Ask @Jiron to save you.

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa

Sorry mate, remember you hired me to lick your feet and not saving you. Ask @Jiron to save you.

@Jiron in my dreams comes as a pimp, who owns a couple of bars

 

[land owner]

Bleaze hooyo, Can I rest today

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@VixR wears a jilbaab and preaches about head covering in my nightmares, @Apollo has a knickers fetish and steals women’s panties, @SOULSEARCHING lives a normal life and @Samaalic Era is married to a Madow woman and has beautiful Madow children
@Younes Osman settles with one of his exs and gets married, then gets a divorce and marries his first love @Knowles he has to tell his hooyo he is gay

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

In my dreams @Gibiin-Udug turned out to be a Hawiye instead of MJ

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

And finally @Libaaxseendheer and @kickz are both y women looking for boyfriends on this site

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

I forgot @Halimo-2018 and @SilverL Who somehow come into my dreams as housewives, who kiss their husbands feet and carry him to his bed

 

[astorecalledkmart]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa is like

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa is like

They’ll kill me tomorrow

 

[Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer]

I dream about @CaliTedesse being a Madow
I have nightmares where @astorecalledkmart and @Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer are actually boring people off the internet, and @Arma is actually a transgender man, and @Waaqo of Punt is actually Somali
The worst ones are @Knowles turning out to actually being an incel and @NotMyL being a khaniis, @Lum being an atheist, @Jaydaan being one of our neighbourhood habaryar monitoring us and all the incels actually liking women

Wallahi I'm the most boring dude you'll ever see. I enjoy silence and despise small-talk to the point I make others who don't know me well extremely uncomfortable, which I find hilarious. Allah ha kuu naxariisto if we just met and you expect an engaging chat
If we know each other on the other hand I'm wildin' and it's none-stop banter, I am told.

 

[astorecalledkmart]

They’ll kill me tomorrow

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

More dreams
@Macalin M is a 5 year old little girl , @Abdalla is a feminist @Tukraq is bullied in school for wearing high heeled shoes but @Abdisamad3 is the tallest Somali alive

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Grigori Rasputin is a pregnant woman

 

[Wiilyam Ina Sheekh Zubeer]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa you might be on to to something. Go ahead, I'm interested how accurate your dreams/nightmares are.

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa you might be on to to something. Go ahead, I'm interested how accurate your dreams/nightmares are.

@Kanini is man coping with bidaar in his 30s @pablo is Isaaq and lied about being dhullo

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Luciddreamer is Sigmund Freud on Somalispot and @IslamIsTheAnswer is a Saudi sheikh

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@Happy_ used to have fist fights with her mosque macalin but ended up marrying him and it turned out to be @Inquisitive_