What comes to your mind when you first see this picture?

[Gibiin-Udug]

Back in the days Somali marriages weren't like this. But sadly these days this accurate when it comes to Somali marriages.

Rag waa raagi hoore.

 

[Zenyatta]

Looks about right.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Back in the days Somali marriages weren't like this. But sadly these days this accurate when it comes to Somali marriages.

Rag waa raagi hoore.

Qaarada inkaarta qabta

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Qaarada inkaarta qabta

What's qaarada?

And welcome back!

 

[Zenyatta]

We missed you UncleFOBPervert.

 

[Hemaal]

Khasaaro.

 

[merka]

f*ck that simp ass shit. This is gonna be me.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

f*ck that simp ass shit. This is gonna be me.

thats whats up fam

 

[Bahal]

Will you see a man? Then behold me! I am a Somali, as perfect in size and form as Adam was, after God had breathed into him his immortal soul. Look how beautiful my curly hair is, and how majestic I look when wrapped from head to foot in my snow-white or jungle colored thobe, although there be sometimes only one pie (a small piece of money) tied to it. My house is the desert, and I am born a free man. Free as the wind. I know neither king nor master. I am as Adam was, my own master and king. In the jungle I tend my camels and sheep; my only labor is to watch them feed. In my kerrier, my wife, my dear slave does all the manual work, while tending my offspring, and woe to her if she forgets to prepare my evening meal! The jedal (whip) shall then have its turn to make her remember for the next day. In such a state is any man happier than I?

 

[angrycat]

seems pretty accurate.