What do Somali men really want?

[Gibiin-Udug]

Ive spent a portion of my presence on this forum dissecting and telling the truth about Somali men. I've also made it my mission to expose the truth about them.

Since me and @Knowles have both decided to put the sword down and try to help our Somali brothers.


What do you guys really want? In life, that is.

Please this is not a bashing thread, So don't take it that way.

 

[Suldaanka]

Ive spent a portion of my presence on this forum dissecting and telling the truth about Somali men. I've also made it my mission to expose the truth about them.

Since me and @Knowles have both decided to put the sword down and try to help our Somali brothers.


What do you guys really want? In life, that is.

Please this is not a bashing thread, So don't take it that way.

Have you dissected quurbojooj women? Mise rag aya darasensay kelia

 

[Pastoralite]

canjeero with saliid macsaro, malab, shaax and a nice forehead massage

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Have you dissected quurbojooj women? Mise rag aya darasensay kelia

We shall not start this subject walal.

Please do tell us, what do you really want?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

canjeero with saliid macsaro, malab, shaax and a nice forehead massage

That's interesting.


Why sesame oil if I may ask?

 

[Suldaanka]

We shall not start this subject walal.

Please do tell us, what do you really want?

Naag caruur badan inoo dhasho.oo karti iyo dhaqan iyo diin caruurta iino barta. Naag ninkeeda mooyeen aan cid kale lataashan. Naag ka fikiresa mustaqbaalka jeebka caruurteeda. Naag ninka iisu qurxisa aan aareba aheyn.
Ma ku si daara.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Naag caruur badan inoo dhasho.oo karti iyo dhaqan iyo diin caruurta iino barta. Naag ninkeeda mooyeen aan cid kale lataashan. Naag ka fikiresa mustaqbaalka jeebka caruurteeda. Naag ninka iisu qurxisa aan aareba aheyn.
Ma ku si daara.

Wale waa Cajiib.

That's interesting, so in life you're depending on what your wife will do? So what you really want is a second Hooyo who not only pops babies for you, have the 3 minute sex with you and then on top of that have to worry about the financial stability of the kids.

 

[Dalmoor]

"Reformed Ashy Abdi slayer, now Somali man lover"

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

"Reformed Ashy Abdi slayer, now Somali man lover"

I love Somali men.

 

[Zakaria Hussein]

What every man wants

Not what every man gets

 

[Suldaanka]

Wale waa Cajiib.

That's interesting, so in life you're depending on what your wife will do? So what you really want is a second Hooyo who not only pops babies for you, have the 3 minute sex with you and then on top of that have to worry about the financial stability of the kids.

Hadalka maadan fahmiin. Yacni a women who wont try and sabotage her husband's savings because she is thinking about the future of her kids. Secondly we somalis dont know 3 min sex aad sheegesid. I want her to pop babies and raise them the way our mothers and grandmothers raised proper tough kids while i l provide.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

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What every man wants

This is her now.

Enjoy

 

[Zakaria Hussein]

This is her now.

Enjoy

Nothing a shopping bag can't fix:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Suldaanka]

Nothing a shopping bag can't fix

That is that American shit. Put a brown paper bag on. Just fine kulaha

 

[kickz]

Naag caruur badan inoo dhasho.oo karti iyo dhaqan iyo diin caruurta iino barta. Naag ninkeeda mooyeen aan cid kale lataashan. Naag ka fikiresa mustaqbaalka jeebka caruurteeda. Naag ninka iisu qurxisa aan aareba aheyn.
Ma ku si daara.

Which one of your two wives fits this description sxb

 

[Zakaria Hussein]

That is that American shit. Put a brown paper bag on. Just fine kulaha

If she still got that beach body, I'll use one of the Iceland bags with after I donate the fish fingers to McDonald's.. Only kidding she too old now.

But in the 90s

 

[Pastoralite]

That's interesting.


Why sesame oil if I may ask?

It’s been scientifically proven that sesame oil has bidaarphobic properties I’ll need the leftover saliid from my canjeero saxan to be smeared on my hairline so I don’t get cursed with the nacalatullah 10 yrs from now

 

[Suldaanka]

Which one of your two wives fits this description sxb

Both. I did my research and found the ones that fit my critera to the dot. Ciyar ciyar ha moodin

 

[Sultaan]

I want my family to succeed and I want to build a legacy. Also the best for my kids:siilaanyosmile:

 

[kickz]

Both. I did my research and found the ones that fit my critera to the dot. Ciyar ciyar ha moodin

Are both from the West or back home?

 

[kickz]

Ive spent a portion of my presence on this forum dissecting and telling the truth about Somali men. I've also made it my mission to expose the truth about them.

Since me and @Knowles have both decided to put the sword down and try to help our Somali brothers.


What do you guys really want? In life, that is.

Please this is not a bashing thread, So don't take it that way.

Fit wife, better be on the treadmill during pregnancy