What made you dislike your crush?

[Arma]

At the end of the day u gave her 50 @Shmurda we have another simp boy.

I got finessed, fine.

This nigga Arma is 40 bro have some naxariis for our elderly simps

Nacala Calaykh I'm 28

 

[Afrique]

Move on who? It better not be on you, back off sis.

You can have @Radical Canjeerorism

this convo has proven we need a kenya meet up.

 

[Shmurda]

Guys off topic. But everytime I see @Shmurda being explicit one man comes to mind.

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I DONT LOOK LIKE TOP5 where does this even come from

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

this convo has proven we need a kenya meet up.

Ummmm sis, I won't go there, let's meet up in Manchester, wagamama on you.

 

[Afrique]

Ummmm sis, I won't go there, let's meet up in Manchester, wagamama on you.

wahamama isn’t nice. We will go to Nando’s. @Mckenzie will pay

 

[Djokovic]

She enjoyed having sex too much

 

[Marsh]

She enjoyed having sex too much

u have the sex

 

[Macalin M]

She enjoyed having sex too much

Mashallah, you left her because you didn’t want to commit zina?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

wahamama isn’t nice. We will go to Nando’s. @Mckenzie will pay

@Mckenzie doesnt work, what makes you think he can afford Nandos.

 

[Afrique]

@Mckenzie doesnt work, what makes you think he can afford Nandos.

lol sis he is a criminal. He is one of the few who won’t be losing his job during the pending recession. Secure the bag sis.

 

[Jacki]

Oh I’m still hanged up over him, been 6+ yrs now

Bare foot and belly full of his sons

 

[Mckenzie]

lol sis he is a criminal. He is one of the few who won’t be losing his job during the pending recession. Secure the bag sis.

I told her my favourite film was the Wolf of Wallstreet and now she thinks i'm a wannabe hustler who uses Millionaire Mindset Quotes as self help

 

[Lostbox]

My crush was revealed to be a woman

???

 

[psyche]

First one was straight and was lacking in the mental department, it's not like anything would of happened since he was a guy so I didn't mind as much.

Second one was a nice girl, but she was too perfect and I didn't want to fight for her. Also I had this feeling that people that are prefect on the surface tend to have some underlying issue/flaw.

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

I saw him pick his nose.

And some people suddenly become ugly to me.

 

[Queen_Zamzam]

He gave this other girl his snack at lunch, I hated that man-stealing white b*tch Alison so much. I never looked at Cody the same way again.

 

[Lostbox]

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[Prettymuslim94]

As our first date was coming to a close, and walking her to the tube station, she asked, if I could loan her £50? I didnt think much of it, so i walked her over to an atm, an gave her the 50......then she looks up at me (she was a shorty) and asks for another 50.......I told her "no", and she just stormed off. She blocked me, the following day.

New member of simp gang. You might just replace one of them.

 

[Marcus]

She wasn't a muslim

 

[Djokovic]

u have the sex

I’m a virgin she was not compatible with me