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The Fearless Fob --this is a guy who just recently came to America…or Canada…or Europe. Wherever. He’s a new arrival from the motherland. He’s trying his best to adjust to his new home. You know trying to adapt and all. So he changes his style, speech, and demeanor. There are success stories but there are many many fails. In trying to adapt that is. I’m sure we’ve all seen this guy before. He may stand out with his bright and outdated clothes, and flip flops. Not to mention his choppy English and attempts at speaking slang. But we all know why he grabs so much attention. It’s because he’s fearless. You heard me. Meaning he’s not afraid to chat up the ladies. He may be new to the country but he sure ain’t new to talking to the ladies. (That sounded incredibly cheesy) Unlike most guys his age who are born and bred in the country he’s now living in, he is not afraid to confront girls. He may not always have his way with them, aka he gets rejected almost every time. But that doesn’t stop him from trying it again. He doesn’t fear rejection as much as other guys do. So that’s why you’ll see him all over Facebook adding some of the beautiful girls in the city. He’s the same guy who’s always getting credited with being the creepy fob in your inbox. You know the one who won’t stop calling you quruuxley, and then might almost immediately ask for your hand in marriage. But you can’t blame a guy for trying. We all need love in our lives. At least he’s trying unlike some of the other dudes out there. If I were to have the chance to speak to this guy I’d tell him to tweak his methods a bit, but would applaud him for being so persistent. It takes guts to do what’s he’s doing. I mean really, think about it.P.S. All you Somali girls need to stop hating on these fellas. Stop being so cruel to them and putting them on blast. I mean it’s not like you have very many people messaging or trying to flirt with you any. So don’t get cocky. End of.
The Educated but BoringThis is the guy who’s done his time in university, and made it out with a nice little degree to his name. He’s all set to getting married now, and being someone’s significant other. Only not many girls are too willing to be his. Except for the gold diggers of course. I kid. He’s a tad bit boring and lacks personality. He could be a bit stuck up as well, and look down on others who aren’t as educated and intelligent as him. He’s the kind of guy who may have gotten his schooling down, but can’t seem to meet the grade in personality. Maybe all the time he spent in school has made him forget how to deal with real people in the real world. He could lack some social skills as well. And he’s extremely afraid of speaking to girls. I pity this guy I really do. He needs to take some tips from Mr. Fearless Fob. He could really learn a thing or two from him.
The Bearded BrotherI’m sure you know this one all too well. He’s the super religious and cute bearded guy in your local community. He’s known to be really into the deen, and seeking knowledge. He doesn’t have any female friends and is never present at a mixed wedding. You have dreams of his beautiful beard, and can totally see him as your future hubby. Because let’s face it he’s hubby material. He’s attending university and will be graduating in no time. He comes from an amazing family and he’s a good son to his parents. You can’t help but wish this guy would come to your door and propose. You totally feel like he’s into you and are feeling seriously mutual about him. So when will he confess his undying love and ask you to be his wife? You want this guy to be the father of your kids. You can imagine him waking you up in the night for Tahajjud prayer and reading Quran over you when you’re sick. So some time goes by, and the next thing you know he’s engaged to be married. To who?! It’s a burning question in your mind. Who stole my potential husband from me? It just so happens you never heard of the girl, and in no less than a few weeks they’re married. Well damn. He’s off the market know. Sigh.
The Cute CiyaalaSuuqI’m sure just about every Somali girl knows a guy like this. He’s the really cute and occasionally fine CiyaalaSuuq guy in the community. He’s got no job, no education, and no dreams or ambitions for his life. But wow is he gorgeous. You could just look at his face all day. He’s that good looking. You know deep down inside that he’s all looks. You can’t see a future with him, because he’s not exactly planning on one. He’s all about having fun, and being with his boys. Carpe diem baby. That’s his motto. This guy would make some beautiful kids with you, you tell yourself. He’s downright beautiful. But why can’t he seem to get it together? If he’s not doing one stupid thing he’s doing another. Guess you can’t have it all can you? You continue crushing on this guy but will never allow yourself to have any hopes of a future relationship with him. Face it he’s just another pretty face. I’d advise this beautiful brother to get his shi…oops I mean stuff together. Take a tip from the educated but boring if you got to. Exchange some tips guys. Y’all could use them.
The Woman HaterUgh, this guy. He’s infamous for talking crap about women nonstop. His favorite word is Naya and he doesn’t care much for a woman’s opinion. This kind of guy feels women don’t need to be going to school or working. All they need to be doing is cooking, cleaning, and keeping their man happy. Kitchen and the bedroom is his motto. This kind of guy doesn’t even know the rights women have upon men, and only sees things from a man’s point of view. I highly doubt he’ll ever marry, and if he does I feel sorry for the Miskeen. If you’ve got a guy like this on Facebook or Twitter kindly unfollow and unfriend. He thinks little to nothing about women yet expects they’ll still be friends with him in the long run. My message to this guy would be to get a life and quit dreaming. Without women this world would crumble to pieces. Women are your mother, sisters, aunts, and grandmothers. Show them respect and direct your hate elsewhere. That is if you plan on marrying a woman later on in life. If not just settle for a man. It’s not really a man’s world is it?
The Wannabe PoliticianHe’s got high hopes! Literally. This guy dreams of becoming a Politican in the new Somalia he plans on building in his mind. Or he could have plans of being the future leader of Somaliland, or becoming the president of a new Ogadenia. You’ve all seen this guy on Facebook. He has thousands of friends and every other status is about changing Somalia from the ground up and getting rid of all the old heads in government, and replacing them with fresh and uncorrupted minds. His posts get hundreds of likes and his display pic is always of him in a suit posing in a way to say I’m about making change. All this dude can talk about is Puntland, Somaliand, or Ogadenia. Whatever tribe you come from there’s a wannabe Politician present. You can’t help but wonder if this guy has any interests or hobbies outside of Somali politics. Does he even watch tv? He’s a bit of a mystery. But you won’t let yourself admire him for very long. He’s already got a long list of fan girls dreaming of being his First Lady in the new Somalia he plans on creating. My advice for this guy would be to get your head out of the clouds boy. Jokes aside you’re doing good, but don’t overdo it. People will and can get annoyed.The Fearless, Educated, Cute and Bearded, Non-Woman Hating BrotherThis guy…well this guy doesn’t exist. He’s more of a legend actually. Kind of like the Loch Ness monster, highly talked about but never actually seen. If you do manage to get yourself this guy consider yourself lucky. Like extremely lucky. He only comes around once every seven billion years…so praise the Lord day and night. Some of us aren’t as lucky.Let us know of any other type of Faraxs we have missed.
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The Educated but BoringThis is the guy who’s done his time in university, and made it out with a nice little degree to his name. He’s all set to getting married now, and being someone’s significant other. Only not many girls are too willing to be his. Except for the gold diggers of course. I kid. He’s a tad bit boring and lacks personality. He could be a bit stuck up as well, and look down on others who aren’t as educated and intelligent as him. He’s the kind of guy who may have gotten his schooling down, but can’t seem to meet the grade in personality. Maybe all the time he spent in school has made him forget how to deal with real people in the real world. He could lack some social skills as well. And he’s extremely afraid of speaking to girls. I pity this guy I really do. He needs to take some tips from Mr. Fearless Fob. He could really learn a thing or two from him.
The Bearded BrotherI’m sure you know this one all too well. He’s the super religious and cute bearded guy in your local community. He’s known to be really into the deen, and seeking knowledge. He doesn’t have any female friends and is never present at a mixed wedding. You have dreams of his beautiful beard, and can totally see him as your future hubby. Because let’s face it he’s hubby material. He’s attending university and will be graduating in no time. He comes from an amazing family and he’s a good son to his parents. You can’t help but wish this guy would come to your door and propose. You totally feel like he’s into you and are feeling seriously mutual about him. So when will he confess his undying love and ask you to be his wife? You want this guy to be the father of your kids. You can imagine him waking you up in the night for Tahajjud prayer and reading Quran over you when you’re sick. So some time goes by, and the next thing you know he’s engaged to be married. To who?! It’s a burning question in your mind. Who stole my potential husband from me? It just so happens you never heard of the girl, and in no less than a few weeks they’re married. Well damn. He’s off the market know. Sigh.
The Cute CiyaalaSuuqI’m sure just about every Somali girl knows a guy like this. He’s the really cute and occasionally fine CiyaalaSuuq guy in the community. He’s got no job, no education, and no dreams or ambitions for his life. But wow is he gorgeous. You could just look at his face all day. He’s that good looking. You know deep down inside that he’s all looks. You can’t see a future with him, because he’s not exactly planning on one. He’s all about having fun, and being with his boys. Carpe diem baby. That’s his motto. This guy would make some beautiful kids with you, you tell yourself. He’s downright beautiful. But why can’t he seem to get it together? If he’s not doing one stupid thing he’s doing another. Guess you can’t have it all can you? You continue crushing on this guy but will never allow yourself to have any hopes of a future relationship with him. Face it he’s just another pretty face. I’d advise this beautiful brother to get his shi…oops I mean stuff together. Take a tip from the educated but boring if you got to. Exchange some tips guys. Y’all could use them.
The Woman HaterUgh, this guy. He’s infamous for talking crap about women nonstop. His favorite word is Naya and he doesn’t care much for a woman’s opinion. This kind of guy feels women don’t need to be going to school or working. All they need to be doing is cooking, cleaning, and keeping their man happy. Kitchen and the bedroom is his motto. This kind of guy doesn’t even know the rights women have upon men, and only sees things from a man’s point of view. I highly doubt he’ll ever marry, and if he does I feel sorry for the Miskeen. If you’ve got a guy like this on Facebook or Twitter kindly unfollow and unfriend. He thinks little to nothing about women yet expects they’ll still be friends with him in the long run. My message to this guy would be to get a life and quit dreaming. Without women this world would crumble to pieces. Women are your mother, sisters, aunts, and grandmothers. Show them respect and direct your hate elsewhere. That is if you plan on marrying a woman later on in life. If not just settle for a man. It’s not really a man’s world is it?
The Wannabe PoliticianHe’s got high hopes! Literally. This guy dreams of becoming a Politican in the new Somalia he plans on building in his mind. Or he could have plans of being the future leader of Somaliland, or becoming the president of a new Ogadenia. You’ve all seen this guy on Facebook. He has thousands of friends and every other status is about changing Somalia from the ground up and getting rid of all the old heads in government, and replacing them with fresh and uncorrupted minds. His posts get hundreds of likes and his display pic is always of him in a suit posing in a way to say I’m about making change. All this dude can talk about is Puntland, Somaliand, or Ogadenia. Whatever tribe you come from there’s a wannabe Politician present. You can’t help but wonder if this guy has any interests or hobbies outside of Somali politics. Does he even watch tv? He’s a bit of a mystery. But you won’t let yourself admire him for very long. He’s already got a long list of fan girls dreaming of being his First Lady in the new Somalia he plans on creating. My advice for this guy would be to get your head out of the clouds boy. Jokes aside you’re doing good, but don’t overdo it. People will and can get annoyed.The Fearless, Educated, Cute and Bearded, Non-Woman Hating BrotherThis guy…well this guy doesn’t exist. He’s more of a legend actually. Kind of like the Loch Ness monster, highly talked about but never actually seen. If you do manage to get yourself this guy consider yourself lucky. Like extremely lucky. He only comes around once every seven billion years…so praise the Lord day and night. Some of us aren’t as lucky.Let us know of any other type of Faraxs we have missed.
http://www.xamditalk.com/2014/08/02/types-of-somali-men/
