What type of masjids y’all be going to????

Shmurda

King Of NSFW
Biggest scandal at my mosque was that kids would go to the bathroom during taraweeh when everyone is praying and smoke loud in the washroom. Some kids even got head in there :mjlol:
 

Octavian

Hmm
VIP
mine is a craack house the somalis and ajnabis steal from stores nearby and deal and use the mosque as a both staging and hiding place.
 

Octavian

Hmm
VIP
you guys are soo ciyaal sooq :dead:
its gets better there is a another mosque much closer to us in the basement there is this area with where niggas can chill they serve pizza and got xbox and sheiit apparently on saturday when there weren't that many people niggas would smuggle in b1tches to get head and sheiit niggas got caught in the the middel of the act :deadrose:
 

Qali

Certified Pimp.
its gets better there is a another mosque much closer to us in the basement there is this area with where niggas can chill they serve pizza and got xbox and sheiit apparently on saturday when there weren't that many people niggas would smuggle in b1tches to get head and sheiit niggas got caught in the the middel of the act :deadrose:
Wallahi you guys are- :kanyehmm: what happened after they got caught? dahqan celis I'm assuming :dead:
 
Nothing interesting happened at my mosque. We used to skip some Quran lessons to hide and explore the different sections of the mosque and played games.
I remember when I was sent back, I went to dugsi and they caught this boy skipping and they karbashed him :dwill: but I got xalwo so:ehh:
 
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Marshall D Abdi

Know you’re place peasant
yes haven't seen them in years
We only had somali vs arab fight so we had in our mosque crackhead somali old, picks fight with everyone everywhere picked with me was about to knock him wallahi b4 our egypt dugsi teacher stopped us that nigga picked a fight cuz i was talking in mosque and there was 50 meter between us he came all the way to last place to tell me shut up or leave my mosque. And this it was friday jummah we all prayed mashaallah some ppl do sunnah in their place once they finish salat right but the old men wanted to pass infront of this midget arab men, the arab put his arm n stopped him showed sign he was praying sunnah right no problem? Nah the old men gave him muhammad ali punch wallahi almost knocked the miskiin arab, but the midget was buff af while u know we somali men that old men was tall but skinny asf a blow would be enough but thanks To the ppl they locked his in the kitchen b4 his ass got destroyed, next day the midget brought his young son which has tatto looks he is fob who came yesterday he wanted to risk his sharci for old men wallahi they had to beg to leave him alone
 

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