What was the greatest lie youve ever told?

[Gamal]

I was once accused of being anti-jewish (I'm not), I told the person I was an Ethiopian jew beta Israelobamadatazz

 

[Reddington]

She was just a friend and nothing happened between us.

 

[Gamal]

She was just a friend and nothing happened between us.

cooliocoolio
Weren't you defending somali virgins

 

[Reddington]

No. I always say to each his own but tell me, what is the relevancy?

 

[Local]

Went to malia for a week when i was 16 told fams we going to a school trip

 

[syntax]

Went to malia for a week when i was 16 told fams we going to a school trip

Who the f*ck calls Somalia malia. Nigga you making our country sound like a sexually transmitted disease

 

[Local]

You idiot go and google where malia is

 

[syntax]

You idiot go and google where malia is

lol I'll hold my L. You can't blame me for thinking you were talking about Somalia though.

 

[Bielsa]

There was a time period in UK (01 to 07 I think) where people, including Somalis called Somalis "Malis" whilst being completely ignorant about there being already a country called Mali.

 

[Zuleikha]

There was a time period in UK (01 to 07 I think) where people, including Somalis called Somalis "Malis" whilst being completely ignorant about there being already a country called Mali.

I'm guilty of thislol

 

[Sultana]

There was a time period in UK (01 to 07 I think) where people, including Somalis called Somalis "Malis" whilst being completely ignorant about there being already a country called Mali.

Loool, they do this in Canada, but it's a more recent phenomenon.

 

[Forfon]

That im fine/okay.

 

[Solid]

That im fine/okay.

 

[Tokio]

That im fine/okay.

 

[Forfon]

 

[Kaafiye]

"Hooya, we only went to the movies with a bunch of friends last night and had dinner. That's it. Then the bus services stopped working and that's why we came home at 6 am."

 

[Queen Carawelo]

She was just a friend and nothing happened between us.

What did really happen? You can trust me.

 

[Tokio]

Telling my boss I have diarrhoea therefore I couldn't make it to work, while I went to the movies with friends.

 

[SOMACOON]

"I love you"