What would you do if you were Jeff Bezos for a day 🤑💵💰

[486th President]

I would use 25% of his money to end world hunger 10% to Yemen give 5% to my family and then donate the rest to Somalia easy “W” fam we would be destined for greatness I would also sleep with any women I lay my eyes on help African American neighborhoods simple really what would y’all do though

 

[Revolutionary]

Give 5% of it to charity, pay a lot of young men to join my army, pay people to train them, take over somalia

 

[486th President]

Give 5% of it to charity, pay a lot of young men to join my army, pay people to train them, take over somalia

Instead of conquering Somalia why don’t you help the country we already have so many problems fam

 

[Revolutionary]

Instead of conquering Somalia why don’t you help the country we already have so many problems fam

I mean giving money to a government as corrupt as them would be a waste of money, best to take it over and use the remaining money to help my beautiful country

 

[486th President]

I mean giving money to a government as corrupt as them would be a waste of money, best to take it over and use the remaining money to help my beautiful country

By making an army we’re already divided enough fam I would make a compromise though

 

[Cartman]

I would bribe every qabil to abolish clan wars and then to bribe out every government official in that they wouldn’t return to Somalia for 15 years. After that create a democracy where each city and providence would have seats and use rest of money to help build infrastructure so that they can become self sufficient. Rest of money would go to government programs such as food and elderly care and education. All adults of working age 18+ would be put into building infrastructure and anyone under that age would be required by law to attend school.

 

[486th President]

I would bribe every qabil to abolish clan wars and then to bribe out every government official in that they wouldn’t return to Somalia for 15 years. After that create a democracy where each city and providence would have seats and use rest of money to help build infrastructure so that they can become self sufficient. Rest of money would go to government programs such as food and elderly care and education. All adults of working age 18+ would be put into building infrastructure and anyone under that age would be required by law to attend school.

I haven’t seen you in so long come and give me a hug saaxiib

 

[QabiilNobel]

I would commit atrocities not known to man...

 

[Cartman]

I haven’t seen you in so long come and give me a hug saaxiib

No homo sxb

 

[486th President]

pay a lot of young men to join my army, pay people to train them, take over somalia

Read the title of the thread you only have one day of this wealth not 1 year or more

 

[Zenith]

Build a first world city in Somalia

 

[486th President]

Build a first world city in Somalia

In a day nigga what tf 68 IQ is real

 

[Zenith]

In a day nigga what tf 68 IQ is real

I got jeff bezos money it can happen china built a hospital in 10 days I'll build a city in 24 hrs

 

[bobsburger]

Use it to conquor Africa and colonize America and Europe.

 

[Revolutionary]

Read the title of the thread you only have one day of this wealth not 1 year or more

Damn, if i had one day i guess I'd buy myself a house, a car a bunch new electronics, send some to my family all over the world, buy myself a big ass building for future purposes and the rest to muslims suffering

 

[486th President]

Use it to conquor Africa and colonize America and Europe.

100 billion isn’t enough to colonize a continent buddy

 

[bobsburger]

100 billion isn’t enough to colonize a continent buddy

yea it is Allah is with us vro

 

[The Somali Caesar]

I’d keep it

 

[Amazonian]

Invade kenya and steal back NFD

 

[The Somali Caesar]

Build a first world city in Somalia

Al Shabab exists