What's the best #SuugoScience you've seen on here?

[zvmy]

I love that term so much!!!

Hit me with your best ones

 

[Jiron]

Vimto increases blood cells

 

[zvmy]

Vimto increases blood cells

I'm done

 

[Ricky rozay]

I'm done

Camel milk works like viagara

 

[Shamis]

Drinking camel piss cured a man of AIDS. My uncle told me this as if it really happened and I nearly wet myself laughing.

 

[Mercury]

drink 7up if youre sick

 

[Apollo]

@MARAQ DIGAAG coined the term. But I popularized it on here with my racial suugo science.

 

[Boqor]

Camel milk works like viagara

I attest to this, when I drank camel milk I wanted to get married the same night. An Arab guy told me Arabs drink camel milk before having sex with their wife

 

[YoungFarah]

I was gonna come in here to give @MARAQ DIGAAG his due diligence for creating the term but Amun has already done that. The term that preceded Suugo science was dhuuso science but the latter sounds much better tbh

 

[zvmy]

@Jiron @Ricky rozay @Mercury @Shamis these are all great suggestions, thanks guys!

 

[Etacovda S'lived]

Suugoscience is Somali for #fakenews

 

[Apollo]

Suugoscience is Somali for #fakenews

Not really. It's often used ironically by the person dishing out suugo science. The correct English translation would be 'ironic pseudoscience'.

 

[Hybrid]

masturbating often decreases your stamina.
We used to accuse anyone who couldn't keep up with his teammates or gets tired in football games of masturbating often.

 

[XoosBoos]

masturbating often decreases your stamina.
We used to accuse anyone who couldn't keep up with his teammates or gets tired in football games of masturbating often.

Same shit happened to slow players at my team.

 

[Hybrid]

Same shit happened to slow players at my team.

Do you think it's true or suugo science

 

[XoosBoos]

Do you think it's true or suugo science

Not sure. Did you know Ronaldinho smashed females before his matches. Explains why he is smiling always. Maybe Jiron can explain

 

[Somles_Darees2]

Drinking camel piss cured a man of AIDS. My uncle told me this as if it really happened and I nearly wet myself laughing.

And then the cycle begins again