Whats the weirdest thing a total stranger has said to you?

[Mercury]

I remember this time I was eating some chocolate and this old guy tells me

"You shouldnt eat the chocolate it will make your skin darker"

I was stunned at first but I realized the guy was mentally ill when he said some other stuff

 

[Lord Flacko]

"You're handsome"

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[MARAQ DIGAAG]

I've been spoken in the Tamil language once and Oromo at least three times .

Strangest conversation:

Kneegrow: you Muslim Bruv?
Me: yeah
Kneegrow whispers: 911,yeah,Osama bin laden , we gonna win

Me:

 

[Mohamud]

still remember some dude telling me the government puts window-wiping fluid in strawberry ice-cream. he was somewhat mentally ill and he always said weird shit when we waited for our bus, but that one will stick with me for a while.

it was me and a Mauritius kid and we couldn't even laugh. being real never saw that dude after grade 10. he just disappeared.

 

[brakenclaw]

"You make me moist'

 

[Reign]

A lady came up to me and told me I was really beautiful. Found it strange that a woman would randomly approach me to tell me that usually it's men. I got gassed because I was feeling pretty shitty that day and didn't have make up on and because a woman said it not a thirsty guy.

 

[merka]

"You look like my dead husband."

 

[Mercury]

Theres this white friend of mine one time he was like dude you would look so weird if you were white and I agreef with him lol

 

[Bahal]

No homo but seniors in highschool to freshmen bahal

Bahal you ever seen a naked man

n-no

Do you want to

Bahal

Seniors

 

[merka]

No homo but seniors in highschool to freshmen bahal

Bahal you ever seen a naked man

n-no

Do you want to

Bahal

Seniors

Lol Senior citizens are worse. They really don't give a f*ck who's around. They'll walk around naked in front of little children.

 

[VixR]

"You make me moist'

Moist has to be the ugliest word in the English language tho

 

[yas/London]

I've been spoken in the Tamil language once and Oromo at least three times .

Strangest conversation:

Kneegrow: you Muslim Bruv?
Me: yeah
Kneegrow whispers: 911,yeah,Osama bin laden , we gonna win

Me:

You must be from south London? The Tamil community love me there. I am one of them.

 

[Yannie]

A stranger asked if he could touch my bum.

 

[yas/London]

A stranger asked if he could touch my bum.

That's normal if you have the Somali batty.

 

[merka]

A stranger asked if he could touch my bum.

I'm sorry.

 

[Yannie]

I'm sorry.

Well played ! ashy one * chucks a bottle coco butter in merka direction* Your welcome

 

[Mckenzie]

A stranger asked if he could touch my bum.

Did you let him

 

[Yannie]

Did you let him

Would you allow an old lady caress your man boobs? I think you would if the price is right.

 

[Abdalla]

'It's bigger than I thought'

 

[VixR]

A lady came up to me and told me I was really beautiful. Found it strange that a woman would randomly approach me to tell me that usually it's men. I got gassed because I was feeling pretty shitty that day and didn't have make up on and because a woman said it not a thirsty guy.

I prefer compliments from women. They're real/legit. Pass it on. I try to.