Which one would you help?

[Gibiin-Udug]

Let's say the Somali version of titanic happened. You somehow got a hold of 2 life jackets. You can only give one to another person and you must wear the other.


Which person would you give the life jacket to and why?


A pregnant lady.
An 80 year old man.
A blind child.
Wheel chair bound man.
8 month year old baby. Who's parents didn't make it alive.




Remember to choose wisely.



Xoxo.

 

[Freebandz]

which one can I f*ck
I think the answer is obvious

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

8 month old baby cause he or she still have their whole life ahead of them, just like prophet Moses when he was put in the river as a baby & someone found him likewise I would be hoping that's the case.

 

[Game]

- A pregnant lady is too fat to fit into a life jacket and would probably drown.

- The 80yr awoowe has lived most of his life and doesn't need saving.

- The wheelchair dude won't be able to get up and swim.

- The life jacket is too small for the 8 month old baby.

I would give it to the blind kid.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

8 month old baby cause he or she still have their whole life ahead of them, just like prophet Moses when he was put in the river as a baby & someone found him likewise I would be hoping that's the case.

I will take that answer.


Thank you for being precise and on topic.

 

[Mercury]

Pregnant lady so that she and her baby can live a happy life and id probably give my 2nd one to the wheelchair bound guy cause he probably has good upper body and arm strenght to hold the 8 month old kid

 

[BebsiBolice]

Pregnant woman
blind child

and the 8 month baby I would carry and raise her/him

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I'll would first run to the kitchen and grab a knife and then would wear both life jackets to avoid any struggle in the water...on top of that I would stabbed the fattest person I see to throw them in the ocean so I can use it for a floating boat

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

And before I hit the water I would've put a knife on Di Caprio ( hooyadii ha u sheego magaciisa) girlfriend hal goor baan ku aasi maaha and then stab the fatty person to throw it in the water

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

And before I hit the water I would've put a knife on Di Caprio ( hooyadii ha u sheego magaciisa) girlfriend hal goor baan ku aasi maaha and then stab the fatty person to throw it in the water

You're a psychopath.


I laughed out loud!




Literally.



I'm still laughing.




Xasiid.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You're a psychopath.


I laughed out loud!




Literally.



I'm still laughing.




Xasiid.

I'd tell you what'm still laughing abt sweetheart...

I ran into a Mediterranean ocean tahriib survivor ( when you look at him he is mentally unstable bc of it ) told me that they boarded a boat with 34 people then the boat list engine ...apparently the smugglers select one person from them and they train him for 2 weeks to be the captain ..this lunatic volunteered ( not the survivor) and confidently said to the smugglers " give me a free sailing ( cost $3k) to sail the boat bc I use to be a fisherman in Xamar " and so they embarked on this with this lunatic.

The boat lost engine and on the 3rd day people started robbing each other. Some guys had knives. They started robbing whoever was hoarding food and water. People started dying.

One woman went into maniac wailing that wouldn't stop. The survivors Kept asking her to stop panicking them but she lost. They threw her overboard.

This is the funny part...now there were 10 survivors including the lunatic who assumed the captain duty. The smart nigga he was he kept assuring them that " I'll start the engine, just give me a chance".

On the 6th day they were convinced that he was to be blamed for this. They grabbed him, stabbed him and overthrew him. Nigga dived in the water and surfaced right next to the boat to rock the boat while screaming " hooyadiin w*se wad ila dhimabeysaan" and so the kept puncturing his hands till they severed it.

Then there were 4 left and they just settled down to die. This guy became unconscious and woke up in an Italian hospital and he thought he was in the next life

Maybe not funny but I couldn't stop laughing front of him.

This reminds me your thread abt losing empathy.

Waa li soo hayaa ban u maleynayaa

 

[waraabe]

 

[Bahal]

I'll would first run to the kitchen and grab a knife and then would wear both life jackets to avoid any struggle in the water...on top of that I would stabbed the fattest person I see to throw them in the ocean so I can use it for a floating boat

I was gonna use a similar joke but you did it better



I dun lost out on 6 likes

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I was gonna use a similar joke but you did it better



I dun lost out on 6 likes

Adeer! Soo barbaar!

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Thank you for being on topic kulaha iskoronyo waxid.