White people need to stop calling me while their drunk smh

There was a guy that called me right now and I believe he was drunk, he acted childish and immature.
He isn't the first white person that has called me while they're drunk. Two other girls and one other guy have also called me while they're drunk.
When they are drunk they tell you a lot of secrets and laugh so much. #Cadaansstopcallingmyphone
I could possibly capitalize on this and maybe blackmail them hmmmmmmm :farmajoyaab:
Rule 1. Never answer a gaalos phone call at night.
#JusticeforBigvon✊
 

Yukon_Niner

Ugaas of the supreme gentleman
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I remember when I was at mosque and the imam was talking about alcohol inhibiting your mind. He said if you're drunk someone could walk up you, ask you for money and if you were drunk enough you'd give it over. I guess some took it literally because the South Asian kids would then walk around at dark asking random white drunkards for money who'd for some strange reason hand it over like the imam predicted.

I use to think that same imam was a jajuus mother-f***er who worked for the feds, cajiib shit right? :icon e smile:
 
I remember when I was at mosque and the imam was talking about alcohol inhibiting your mind. He said if you're drunk someone could walk up you, ask you for money and if you were drunk enough you'd give it over. I guess some took it literally because the South Asian kids would then walk around at dark asking random white drunkards for money who'd for some strange reason hand it over like the imam predicted.

I use to think that same imam was a jajuus mother-f***er who worked for the feds, cajiib shit right? :icon e smile:
Which country do you live in? and where are those kids now?
 
There was a guy that called me right now and I believe he was drunk, he acted childish and immature.
He isn't the first white person that has called me while they're drunk. Two other girls and one other guy have also called me while they're drunk.
When they are drunk they tell you a lot of secrets and laugh so much. #Cadaansstopcallingmyphone
I could possibly capitalize on this and maybe blackmail them hmmmmmmm :farmajoyaab:
Rule 1. Never answer a gaalos phone call at night.
#JusticeforBigvon✊
I think you may be the victim of a gay late night booty call sxb. I don't judge tho.
 
Shut the f*ck up, I think people just trust me. Ain't a lot of people you can trust in the world these days. I known the guy for 6 years he ain't gay :drakewtf:
You are at the denial stage. Call me when you get to the acceptance stage that your friend wants to use your big booty as a cushion for his cadaan gus. Its ok sxb we wont judge you.
 
You are at the denial stage. Call me when you get to the acceptance stage that your friend wants to use your big booty as a cushion for his cadaan gus. Its ok sxb we wont judge you.
Stop giving these gay vibes to something that ain't gay. I understand that you are gay but do you really need to tell other people that ain't gay that they are gay to cope with getting your ass blasted every night by another nigga :farmajoyaab:
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Boqorada

F*ck Your Feelings
They don't even need to be drunk to spill all their deep dark secrets. I've had them confess their childhood/household abuses, drug dealer bf's, abortions, cheating activities etc all in the span of 5 mins of meeting.
 

Xaruun

VIP
They don't even need to be drunk to spill all their deep dark secrets. I've had them confess their childhood/household abuses, drug dealer bf's, abortions, cheating activities etc all in the span of 5 mins of meeting.
Some cadaans have no shame wallahi. They’ll show off all of their ceeb and wasakhnimo within 3 minutes of talking to you.
 
The girls either want you to come over and give them a proper seeing to or you've become an emotional tampon for them, it's a lose lose situation lol
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Ahh, man emotional tampon. I do not miss my young buck simp ways wallahi. Took me a long time to figure that she doesn't like you she just wants to unload her emotional baggage on you and get her cheeks clarted by another nigga and then complain to you about his ways. The true sunken place for real.

edit: I got real ptsd from this emotional tampon fiends. I don't even call them girls they are fiends wallahi.
 

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