Why do Somali old ladies lie?

[Gibiin-Udug]

 

[merka]

They started when they were young

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

They started when they were young

Elaborate on that please.

 

[Mercury]

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from making others unhappy

 

[Bielsa]

I don't understand that meme? What's that guy doing?

 

[dhegdheer]

Why do they always call your mother when they see u somewhere in town Someone needs to tell them to mind their own business

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Why do they always call your mother when they see in somewhere in town Someone needs to tell them to mind their own business

Wallahi it happened to me, I grew up in a small town outside Minneapolis, about 1 and a half hour drive, so we would drive to the city on the weekends, to eat at the Somali restaurants and such, my mother was inside a Somali shop and I was hanging out with my cousins outside the Somali mall. This old lady who knows my mom saw me, she said hi and smiled at me warmly. Tell me why this old witch immediately called my mom and said your daughter is in the city, my mom said she knows and she's inside the mall. I wish I could see the old witch's face when she was caught with the lie.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I don't understand that meme? What's that guy doing?

The original video. Watch until the end where he sprinkles salt.

 

[Mohamud]

My brother and I had a running meme that there was a Somali hoyo intelligence agency. It was a cute when we were kids, frightening now that I know it's borderline reality

 

[merka]

Elaborate on that please.

You tell me I don't hang around old Somali ladies. They keep trying to push their daughters on me.

 

[RedStar]

They try to bring down other people's children so theirs don't look that bad.
I've had my fair share of habos snitching on me when I was younger and im ngl a lot of the time I was up to no good , but they need to mind their own damn business

 

[dhegdheer]

Also what's with them pushing you out of queues???? I remember whenever I'd queue at a sambosa stall or, wherever somalis tend to frequent, and these rude eedos would just shove me out of the way and jump the line. "Sorry abayo" Like no nacalaa I was waiting here all day wait ur turn

 

[RedStar]

Also what's with them pushing you out of queues???? I remember whenever I'd queue at a sambosa stall or, wherever somalis tend to frequent, and these rude eedos would just shove me out of the way and jump the line. "Sorry abayo" Like no nacalaa I was waiting here all day wait ur turn

What about when you're in the supermarket and they clock you from the back of the queue. They'd jump the queue and spark up a mundane conversation with you till you get to the front. Got used like that every time lol.

 

[Zuleikha]

My brothers and I used to call them hooyo's cctv camera .

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Why do they always call your mother when they see u somewhere in town Someone needs to tell them to mind their own business

That happen to me also


you know paranoid i got after that esp when my hoyoo said she got eyes on me everywhere

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

That happen to me also


you know paranoid i got after that esp when my hoyoo said she got eyes on me everywhere

Even as a grown woman now, my Hooyo usually scares me with the I've got eyes all over the state and the U.S don't try me nayaa.

 

[Ferrari]

Also what's with them pushing you out of queues???? I remember whenever I'd queue at a sambosa stall or, wherever somalis tend to frequent, and these rude eedos would just shove me out of the way and jump the line. "Sorry abayo" Like no nacalaa I was waiting here all day wait ur turn

Not being 100lbs would help.

 

[dhegdheer]

Not being 100lbs would help.

This used to happen a lot when I was a kid lol older somali ppl don't give a f*ck about respecting childrens boundaries
You can't even talk back to them lmaooo

 

[Ferrari]

This used to happen a lot when I was a kid lol older somali ppl don't give a f*ck about respecting childrens boundaries
You can't even talk back to them lmaooo

lol. oldies don't care. I once got beat up by a lady because I beat up her son. Another one asked me if I was bantu or somali. They are very noisy people.
I think gossip is part of our culture. The men do it in a fadhi ku dirir form while the women take it to an extra level, snitching on each other's kids.

 

[Bohol]

I wouldn't know since I avoid most older women like the plague.