Worst childhood horror stories?

[Arman]

I remember a Halloween where my mom refused to sign my permission slip because it had the word "prey" which I misinterpreted to my mom as "pray" and she thought we were gonna worship Satan. I doomed myself right then and there. The next morning I managed to steal her garbasar and took it to school as a costume. I wasn't allowed to go on the field trip and I had to stay in the classroom with one of my teachers for a few hours. It was one of the most boring days of my life. When the class came back, they managed to gift me an entire garbage bags worth of candy. After I got home, I showed it to my mom and SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY because she thought it was haram.

 

[Zeus]

Probably walking in on my abo banging my hooyo and seeing his hairy ass.

 

[iui]

Running through Mogadishu while bullets flying by . And while playing football the ball being held at ransom . Or playing around undetonated hand grenade .

 

[Arman]

playing football the ball being held at ransom

???????? explain that

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Probably walking in on my abo banging my hooyo and seeing his hairy ass.

That's nasty. My parents never did the deed with us children at home.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Running through Mogadishu while bullets flying by . And while playing football the ball being held at ransom . Or playing around undetonated hand grenade .

W.

 

[Zeus]

That's nasty. My parents never did the deed with us children at home.

your home was the dog house, that's why you didn't hear.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

your home was the dog house, that's why you didn't hear.

Better than having uncivilized apes as immediate family.

 

[iui]

???????? explain that

A soldier took our ball at ransom we had to pay to get it back .

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

That's nasty. My parents never did the deed with us children at home.

that is cuz you kill the mood of everyone around you

 

[Striker]

I threw a rock at this annoying dog who lives outside my house.

He was screaming for 1 minute I fell bad and left him alone.

There was also another case when I threw a rock at a puppy and he cried.

the first one was ran over by a truck last month.

Way too many dogs outside my house. I only tamed one, the rest are crazy dogs.

 

[Arman]

I threw a rock at this annoying dog who lives outside my house.

He was screaming for 1 minute I fell bad and left him alone.

There was also another case when I threw a rock at a puppy and he cried.

the first one was ran over by a truck last month.

Way too many dogs outside my house. I only tamed one, the rest are crazy dogs.

Well isnt that depressing....

Isn't Somalia majority muslim though? Most Somalis I meet fear dogs, how do you guys let them roam the streets like that?

 

[Striker]

Well isnt that depressing....

Isn't Somalia majority muslim though? Most Somalis I meet fear dogs, how do you guys let them roam the streets like that?

All dogs are domesticated and are scared of humans unless its night or they are poisoned.

I've tamed one by feeding food to him everyday he guards our neighborhood. Our mostly fight hyenas in the night and dogs from other villages

They are ugly too . I took this picture from the suuq last week

 

[Arman]

I've tamed one by feeding food to him everyday he guards our neighborhood. Our mostly fight hyenas in the night and dogs from other villages

HYENAS? waryaa beenta igaada

 

[Striker]

HYENAS? waryaa beenta igaada

They live in the mountains and come out in the night.

They are also cowards like the dogs. One rock is enough to chase him away.

People in Europe and America think hyenas are strong like lions

Walahi they are weak as hell and they are scared of people

 

[GodKnowsBest]

They live in the mountains and come out in the night.

They are also cowards like the dogs. One rock is enough to chase him away.

People in Europe and America think hyenas are strong like lions

Walahi they are weak as hell and they are scared of people

Yeah, That's why they would run in the lion king.

 

[Striker]

Yeah, That's why they would run in the lion king.

True

They come in the night and leave before dawn.

 

[mrlog]

All dogs are domesticated and are scared of humans unless its night or they are poisoned.

I've tamed one by feeding food to him everyday he guards our neighborhood. Our mostly fight hyenas in the night and dogs from other villages

They are ugly too . I took this picture from the suuq last week

Waa yaab,
Always heard there were more dogs than people in Xaffajo-state aka Awdal.

 

[Mercury]

coming home from school one day and I was wondering what is that awful smell was turned out it was (calooley). But I didnt know at that time so I went over to the kitchen and I see a Lamb head cooking in the Pot

Wasnt hungry rest of the day

 

[Arman]

coming home from school one day and I was wondering what is that awful smell was turned out it was (calooley). But I didnt know at that time so I went over to the kitchen and I see a Lamb head cooking in the Pot

Wasnt hungry rest of the day

My nephews were forced to eat brain soup from that