2020 fucking wild

Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa

Run and I’ll catch you and eat you alive
Let's predict what will happen:

April: Trump comes out the closet as transsexual and announces that her new name is now "Donna"
May: Farmaajo announces to the world that he's getting married to Uhuru Kenyatta
June: North Korea unites with South Korea
July: ISIS invades Iran
August: Somaliland invades and annexes Somalia
September: Djibouti gets its hands on nukes for some random ass reason and decides to nuke Eritrea just for the lulz
October: China nukes Djibouti
November: US nukes China
December: Russia nukes the US
January 2021: Are we even alive at this point?
January 3021: Al-Shabaab is defeated:mjlol:
:mjlol:someone needs to delete your account :russ:
 
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Congo and a few other African nations closing their borders to several European and Asian nations has me shedding tears of joy. :rejoice:

Inshallah Trump will be re-elected, and Canada will have 50+ new neighbours
I wish 'em all the same instability Somalia has been facing past quarter century
Alberta to secede :rejoice:
The plague hitting Europe :rejoice:
f*ck them all :pacspit:
Somalis was the first country in Africa to put a travel ban on china :gaasdrink:
 

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