Am I an alien or what?

[Villainess]

Of course you are last night I impregnated you fam where is your mind at

Now I can’t tell if the baby daddy is @Garen or @486th President

 

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Does anyone else grow their nails so quickly? I can cut it in the morning and by night it will be so long. Google is no help either, it’s telling me that I probably have a nail disease and that I’m dying in 2 days

Haha this a good thing