They forgot to do Indiamaxxing or chinamaxxingImagine being so landheer that you made your niggas langaab. Not many men can say they did that
Despite Menelik conquering my great awoowes this nigga was lowkey goated from a non bias point of view I can’t even hate. He even invented the duragThey forgot to do Indiamaxxing or chinamaxxing
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He was the greatest ethiopian conqueror only second to Emperor Amde Seyon. This is my favourite portrait of MenelikDespite Menelik conquering my great awoowes this nigga was lowkey goated from a non bias point of view I can’t even hate. He even invented the durag
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He never conquered shit. After being the good Dog he was groveling under the feet of the British empire and enabling their colonialism he was granted DDS.Despite Menelik conquering my great awoowes this nigga was lowkey goated from a non bias point of view I can’t even hate. He even invented the durag
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He was xooged hard by Somalis multiple times when he tried to expand into GalbeedHe never conquered shit. After being the good Dog he was groveling under the feet of the British empire and enabling their colonialism he was granted DDS.
Habesha is mostly linguistic identity. An Ethiopiam friend explain it to me . They are heavily assimilationist and infact many Amhara have Oromo origins and viceversa. If you adopt Orthodox Christianity and speak a semitic language you pretty much become habesha , they assimilated people in the span of 2 -3 generations so many of the Amharas who hate Oromo actually live close with them and likely have Oromo ancestry and viceversa many of the Oromo nationalists who hate Amhara have habesha ancestry because of proximityHabesha isn't even a real identity. It's BS. "Habesha" Amharas took part in the killing of 600k Tigrayan "Habeshas". Tigrayan "Habeshas" massacred Eritrean "Habeshas". Even if "Habeshas" manage to expel all non-Habeshas, they'd fight over the rest of the land and masssacre each other like they did in Tigray.
Despite Menelik conquering my great awoowes this nigga was lowkey goated
Another L take from Yami
Brother didn't conquer anything, Twedros xooged all the seperate habash kingdoms into a single Abyssinian Kingdom and then got xooged so bad by the British that he killed himself after a battle in the 1860s and his son was taken by British soldiers and turned into a pet for Queen Victoria. Instead of returning his body to Ethiopia The British returned a stand of hairDespite Menelik conquering my great awoowes this nigga was lowkey goated from a non bias point of view I can’t even hate. He even invented the durag
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He was most likely killed, weird shit happens in the British court, the British xooged these nigguhs hard, meanwhile, they couldn't even bury their dead in Somaliland.Brother didn't conquer anything, Twedros xooged all the seperate habash kingdoms into a single Abyssinian Kingdom and then got xooged so bad by the British that he killed himself after a battle in the 1860s and his son was taken by British soldiers and turned into a pet for Queen Victoria. Instead of returning his body to Ethiopia The British returned a stand of hair View attachment 338647
After Tewedros death Ethiopia became a British client state much like Iran. Used as a proxy to stop Italian domination. Like thr British used Iran to stop Russian expansion.
He conquered Tigray, Gojjam, Beta Amhara, Damot, the wolayta kingdom and the immate of harar.He never conquered shit. After being the good Dog he was groveling under the feet of the British empire and enabling their colonialism he was granted DDS.
Most of those were already Ethiopian before and the others besides Harar were weak kingdoms with little power.He conquered tigray, gojjam, beta Amharic, Dalota, the wolayta kingdom and the immate of harar.
He claimed uncontrolled territory in galbeed but defiantly conquered other territories including somali lands in the Harar countryside
Take meneliks schlong out of your mouth bro this guy lost so badly to us that he had tk cry and beg europeans to put a arms embargo on usHe conquered Tigray, Gojjam, Beta Amhara, Damot, the wolayta kingdom and the immate of harar.
He claimed uncontrolled territory in galbeed but defiantly conquered other territories including somali lands in the Harar countryside.
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