Being a Parent

[Mercury]

they dont have to i'm a father myself

Father of the year































Nooot

 

[Lily]

getting married itself scares me before I even get to have kids .... looool on my first night ill prolly hide behind him and shout 'save me'.... and when he says save you from what... I be like save me from YYYOOOOOOUUUUU


I have feeling ill make terrible wife & mother ... cahs I wouldn't know how to take life serious...

 

[Hemaal]

That shit scares the shit out of me
Imagine having a daughter and she becomes the local town bike

 

[DiricLover]

getting married itself scares me before I even get to have kids .... looool on my first night ill prolly hide behind him and shout 'save me'.... and when he says save you from what... I be like save me from YYYOOOOOOUUUUU


I have feeling ill make terrible wife & mother ... cahs I wouldn't know how to take life serious...

Loool omg saaame!

 

[Mercury]

I used to walk in my sleep one time I went to my neighbour and took a frying pan and went back to bed I dont remember doing any of that but My mom said it was creepy cause my eyes were wide open it did went away tho but now Im a light sleeper I wake up to the smallest noises so if I had a baby id literally be the first to wake up it will be many sleepless nights

 

[Lily]

I used to walk in my sleep one time I went to my neighbour and took a frying pan and went back to bed I dont remember doing any of that but My mom said it was creepy cause my eyes were wide open it did went away tho but now Im a light sleeper I wake up to the smallest noises so if I had a baby id literally be the first to wake up it will be many sleepless nights

oh I'm deep sleeper ....I won't even hear an earthquake once I'm knocked out.... one time I was staying at friends house (because they went away) and I didn't hear the house being burgled...phhewww the tuugos musta run when they saw me and nothing was taken.... looool the police started blaming me saying is impossible for anyone to sleep through such loud sound when the door was broken... kulaha I was collaborating with the tuugos.. I had to find evidence proving my friendship with the girl.... soo hectic

 

[Sixth]

Can't wait to be a part-time barber

 

[Mercury]

oh I'm deep sleeper ....I won't even hear an earthquake once I'm knocked out.... one time I was staying at friends house (because they went away) and I didn't hear the house being burgled...phhewww the tuugos musta run when they saw me and nothing was taken.... looool the police started blaming me saying is impossible for anyone to sleep through such loud sound when the door was broken... kulaha I was collaborating with the tuugos.. I had to find evidence proving my friendship with the girl.... soo hectic

I remember when I was sleeping over at my Cousins place In the middle of the night she was screaming at the top of her lungs and I was the ONLY one who heard it I was like are you kidding me? how deep to people sleep loool turns out she had a nightmare since she was scared I stayed in the room with her tip: Dont ever sleep on a chair your neck will hurt the next day

 

[Daisy]

Im always looking after my nieces nephews I've got all the training im ready =p

 

[Seoul]

Horta naag raadso who's willing to have a baby with you.

Anyways I ain't letting no child of mine control me. I'll be a very strict parent... Who am I kidding, those sweet chubby cheeks get me every time

 

[supz]

What is it with the west and falling birth rates...

 

[Zuleikha]

Loool omg saaame!