best we wuzzers?

[December]

the moors

 

[PilferingKombucha]

The Caydiids are unmatched in "we wuzzing".

 

[Xassan]

Ethiopians. Specifically am XAARs they convinced so many people that theyre the first christian state, axum, conquered yaman, all of sudan, island of christianity against muslims, anti-colonialism, and they somehow convinced the world that they have a right to other countries sea and land, aswell as the fact that they also convinced earth theyre the ""next superpower""

 

[December]

Ethiopians. Specifically am XAARs they convinced so many people that theyre the first christian state, axum, conquered yaman, all of sudan, island of christianity against muslims, anti-colonialism, and they somehow convinced the world that they have a right to other countries sea and land, aswell as the fact that they also convinced earth theyre the ""next superpower""

what the ethiopian equivalent of saar?

 

[PilferingKombucha]

Ethiopians. Specifically am XAARs they convinced so many people that theyre the first christian state, axum, conquered yaman, all of sudan, island of christianity against muslims, anti-colonialism, and they somehow convinced the world that they have a right to other countries sea and land, aswell as the fact that they also convinced earth theyre the ""next superpower""

These niggas have a civilization as old as Iran yet are even far more underdeveloped than Kenya.

Absolute joke of a nation.

 

[Xassan]

what the ethiopian equivalent of saar?

Idk bro

 

[PilferingKombucha]

Idk bro

Bariya.

 

[December]

These niggas have a civilization as old as Iran yet are even far more underdeveloped than Kenya.

Absolute joke of a nation.

hitler vs mussolini

 

[Rayaale]

Ethiopians have no culture nor history,they have about 20-25% South Arabian/Sabean ancestry no wonder they are midgets

 

[December]

Ethiopians have no culture nor history,they have about 20-25% South Arabian/Sabean ancestry no wonder they are midgets

tutsis have bantu dna but they're pretty tall. no excuse for them.

 

[wonyluvr]

Ethiopians have no culture nor history,they have about 20-25% South Arabian/Sabean ancestry no wonder they are midgets

Which Ethiopians?

 

[Rayaale]

tutsis have bantu dna but they're pretty tall. no excuse for them.

Tutsis don’t have South Arabian admixture and not all Bantus are short they are average but every Habesha is short

 

[Ashraf]

Which Ethiopians?

Habesha. Originally from Yemen when they conquered it they mixed with the locals of a tribe called habashat or sum shi like that

 

[Rayaale]

Which Ethiopians?

Habesha(Amhara and Tigray)

 

[PilferingKombucha]

hitler vs mussolini

Wym?

Speaking about Mussolini,those Amxaaras had thirty years to industrialise and reach Imperial Japan levels of development.

Instead,they just sat on their futos and didn't even think once about building a local arms industry (something both West African gaals and Muslims were already doing prior to colonization).

Habashis are proof that there is some truth in the white man's burden trope.

Niggas needed to be hand carried by the cadaans all the way and given everything they asked for and yet they got xooged by Kacaan and would have ceased to exist if it weren't for the Soviets and Cubans.

 

[Xassan]

IDK why people actually take most of ethiopian history seriously. A rough summarization would be

1. Jewess barbarian destroys axum empire
2. Original we wuzzer claims hes a black hebrew israelite and basically slanders prophet Sulaiman AS by claiming he raped the queen of saba, and says that he and his house is the product of that (weirdo)
3. They isolate theirselves, and bar theirselves from trading with everyone
4. They force smaller border nations into tributary
5. Get their asses kicked by Adal and beg Adheer Portugal for aid
6. Win and never forget it for centuries and overblow their victory
7. Fall apart into a series of princedoms with brutal inter regional massacre
8. A fucking thief takes over the country (tewodros)
9. They win at adwa, forever bragging about beating a 7x outnumbered and outgunned foreign army.
10. Proceed to double their empire in size, enslaving millions
11. Fail to conquer danakil teeth sharpeners and a few thousand western geeljires (even with British support)
12. Fail to industrialize, remaining stuck in the middle ages with serfdom and slavery prevalent
13. Get xooged to death by italian gas attacks
14. Forever cope, "It was occupation not colonization, we wuz forever independent christian AND black hebrews"
15. Get liberated by indians and british
16. Get handed Ogaden and Haud, Eritrea and Afar on a silver platter
17. Invade somalia in 1964, but fail to win against a outnumbered army, even with air superiortiy
18. fail miserably to develop the nation, and insurgencies everywhere
19. Government is overthrown in a civil war by some random Oromo/Amhara guy
20. Famine and economic stagnation
21. Invasion by Somali forces
22. Get a few thousand cuban forces, and soviet "Advisors" to fight your war
23. "Win"

 

[December]

Wym?

Speaking about Mussolini,those Amxaaras had thirty years to industrialise and reach Imperial Japan levels of development.

Instead,they just sat on their futos and didn't even think once about building a local arms industry (something both West African gaals and Muslims were already doing prior to colonization).

Habashis are proof that there is some truth in the white man's burden trope.

Niggas needed to be hand carried by the cadaans all the way and given everything they asked for and yet they got xooged by Kacaan and would have ceased to exist if it weren't for the Soviets and Cubans.

i meant the iranian diaspora and their relation ship with zoroastrianism and how much they obsess about arabs.

 

[PilferingKombucha]

i meant the iranian diaspora and their relation ship with zoroastrianism and how much they obsess about arabs.

Wallahi those guys are deranged.

They complain about how "Islam is Arab propaganda forced on us noble Shirazis" while wearing a booty shorts or a Hawaiin shirt.

 

[Xassan]

i meant the iranian diaspora and their relation ship with zoroastrianism and how much they obsess about arabs.

They got xooged by the early muslims. Because iran was a polytheistic nation it didnt have the privleges of those conquered in Syria and Egypt who were christians. They cry and weep about a religion they barely know anything about. They even claim zoroastrianism, but you have to be born in it, so theyre just fire worshipping LARPers. They want to appear as the "Good" middle easterners, so they disparage the prophet, islam and others, and bootlick western culture and israel.

 

[PilferingKombucha]

They got xooged by the early muslims. Because iran was a polytheistic nation it didnt have the privleges of those conquered in Syria and Egypt who were christians. They cry and weep about a religion they barely know anything about. They even claim zoroastrianism, but you have to be born in it, so theyre just fire worshipping LARPers. They want to appear as the "Good" middle easterners, so they disparage the prophet, islam and others, and bootlick western culture and israel.

Their supposed great leader is a dayouth who's wife was shukaansing a British fitness guy if I remember correctly.