I was at a fast food shop in xamar weyne called Chicking
(one of two in the city) which has the most macaan fried chicken
and world-class graphic design. Everything from the menu to the walls looked like a Somali KFC franchise in an alternate reality!!
I was really proud of whichever taajir developed this joint until I looked behind the kiosk and saw a fair-hair Indian man giving orders. That's when it clicked: these stinky jungle demons from the depths of gujarat expanded into Somalia as part of their economic war in Africa against China... The company was founded by an Indian
who created outlets all over Africa, they're cornering the fried chicken industry with their exotic spices and quality goods. The bantus love it but that is because they are essentially african-americans who were left behind and are therefore discovering their repressed love for fried chicken. Since urbanization created the sedentary lifestyle and Somalis naturally indulge and are lazy, we are victim to this too. Believe it or not some odayaal have already made the switch from
to the finger lickin' digaag.
The Indians exploit our deprived fast food markets and give us little in return. They have killed all the competition. They pay faaraxs pennies and make immense profit margins. Somali farmers don't profit because they're receiving cargo ships of hormonal, triple vaccinated chicken from the khaleejis instead of sourcing organic meat locally. I wanted to brick the damn restaurant but I'd be kissing concrete 'cause they've hooked the locals on dopamine levels higher than khat.
I'm telling you we need to karbash these foreigners before they get comfortable enough to segregate their shops like they're doing in Ethiopia never mind their agenda of "investing" to build the infrastructure for the Chinese/Indian debt trap
![Jcoleno :jcoleno: :jcoleno:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/jcoleno.png)
![Chicken :chicken: 🐔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f414.png)
![Lawd :lawd: :lawd:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/lawd.png)
I was really proud of whichever taajir developed this joint until I looked behind the kiosk and saw a fair-hair Indian man giving orders. That's when it clicked: these stinky jungle demons from the depths of gujarat expanded into Somalia as part of their economic war in Africa against China... The company was founded by an Indian
![Man wearing turban :man_wearing_turban: 👳♂️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/1f473-2642.png)
![Hot beverage :coffee: ☕](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.5/png/unicode/64/2615.png)
The Indians exploit our deprived fast food markets and give us little in return. They have killed all the competition. They pay faaraxs pennies and make immense profit margins. Somali farmers don't profit because they're receiving cargo ships of hormonal, triple vaccinated chicken from the khaleejis instead of sourcing organic meat locally. I wanted to brick the damn restaurant but I'd be kissing concrete 'cause they've hooked the locals on dopamine levels higher than khat.
I'm telling you we need to karbash these foreigners before they get comfortable enough to segregate their shops like they're doing in Ethiopia never mind their agenda of "investing" to build the infrastructure for the Chinese/Indian debt trap
![Jcoleno :jcoleno: :jcoleno:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/jcoleno.png)