BREAKING! Trump Trying To Bribe Greenlanders With $10,000 Per Year!

[Kool-Aid]

 

[therandomone]

They already get 60k per year from Norway

 

[EainA2]

What America has to offer:

• Worker rights: Weak compared to many countries — no guaranteed paid leave, weak unions in most sectors.
• Healthcare: Tied to employment for many, and insurance companies rake in profits while people go bankrupt over hospital bills.
• Education: Student loans fuel the system, and private loan companies + for-profit universities benefit big time.

Nobody wants that shit massive downgrade to what they got already

 

[la vida loca]

They would probably pay up for a few years then pull the rug from under them claiming "socialism"

 

[Internet Nomad]

Niggas will tahrib to greenland,

 

[Taintedlove]

Niggas will tahrib to greenland,

Not farfetched if they made it to Sweden

 

[JamalFarah]

Greenland is going to be a net drain, like it is right now for Denmark. It is one of those places simply not really meant for human habitation. People will talk about rare earth minerals, but the thing is, there are places on Earth where it's far easier to dig them up than in Greenland. A lot of rare earth minerals aren't as valuable as they seem, lithium, for example, has utterly crashed in price because non-lithium batteries have entered the market, and more lithium deposits were found than people originally thought.

Why spend billions on Greenlanders when the average African dictator will let you clean out his country for a few billion, no questions asked?

 

[3LetterzMM]

f*ck those greenlanders us Canadians are getting fukked harder with all of this where’s our money. Ngl for 10k a year I will personally drive down to the parliament burn dat bytch down and raise up an American flag tf.

 

[cunug3aad]

Greenland is going to be a net drain, like it is right now for Denmark. It is one of those places simply not really meant for human habitation. People will talk about rare earth minerals, but the thing is, there are places on Earth where it's far easier to dig them up than in Greenland. A lot of rare earth minerals aren't as valuable as they seem, lithium, for example, has utterly crashed in price because non-lithium batteries have entered the market, and more lithium deposits were found than people originally thought.

Why spend billions on Greenlanders when the average African dictator will let you clean out his country for a few billion, no questions asked?

Greenland is base for rocket launch on north hemisphere, usa has enough material as it is everything else is sweettalking, my inuit walaalayaal is adkey! if he invades you mans are finished anyway so idk do what you can

 

[cunug3aad]

But that 10 tousand dollar looking pretty sweet ahlie might bite

 

[JamalFarah]

Greenland is base for rocket launch on north hemisphere, usa has enough material as it is everything else is sweettalking, my inuit walaalayaal is adkey! if he invades you mans are finished anyway so idk do what you can

US already has a military base in Greenland, prior to this all US-Denmark relationship was borderline vassal-like, Greenland annexation was completely unnecessary if you’re already allowed to pretty much do whatever you want in Greenland for close to 80 years.