CaliTedesse appreciation Thread

[CaliTedesse]

Is this nigga from Belgium??? What kinda lie is this nigga living, claiming holland and shit.

Nah man I aint like you claiming other people I'm born Dutchie ukhti I did live in Brussel too since have family there but am back here again. I don't speak Flemish Dutch or have their accent.

 

[anyways]

In Belgium we speak a few languages depending where you live if you are from the north your main language will be dutch. If you are from the south you'd speak french and if you are laangaab from the east side of the country you speak german. @CaliTedesse is landheree and speaks dutch

if he was landheer, he wouldn’t feel the need to claim holland.

@Moh I guess we are the only niggas from Holland here

 

[CaliTedesse]

kkkkkkk @anyways post your passport

i have one of the most powerful passports on earth RANK number mothafuckn 3

@Hybrid() @Medulla

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[Apollo]

When @CaliTedesse was a newbie in 2018 I already knew he would become a top poster.

Same with @Samaalic Era in 2019.

Now I get those vibes with @Nak Muay

 

[CaliTedesse]

When @CaliTedesse was a newbie in 2018 I already knew he would become a top poster.

Same with @Samaalic Era

Now I get those vibes with @Nak Muay

Shukran habibi <3

 

[Hybrid()]

Nah man I aint like you claiming other people I'm born Dutchie ukhti I did live in Brussel too since have family there but am back here again. I don't speak Flemish Dutch or have their accent.

are some of your family from Djibouti ? reer Djibouti are the only Somali Ive heard of from belgium

 

[Mckenzie]

@CaliTedesse is a G!

Waryaa next time i come to Amsterdam you need to find me the best coffee shops

 

[CaliTedesse]

@CaliTedesse is a G!

Waryaa next time i come to Amsterdam you need to find me the best coffee shops

Shukran akhi , Bet!

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

@CaliTedesse you're a legend niyow, horta is khat legal in the Netherlands?

 

[CaliTedesse]

@CaliTedesse you're a legend niyow, horta is khat legal in the Netherlands?

nah man you are yaa akhi.
walaal my parents used to sell khat before it was banned several years ago.

 

[strawberrii]

Nah man I aint like you claiming other people I'm born Dutchie ukhti I did live in Brussel too since have family there but am back here again. I don't speak Flemish Dutch or have their accent.

Why do I keep forgetting loool? My bad

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

nah man you are yaa akhi.
walaal my parents used to sell khat before it was banned several years ago.

damn, I guess I'll have to stick to weed then if I ever go to Amsterdam

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

You are the bro sxb worry not. I owe @CaliTedesse for that jelq stuff though.
I got a cannon in my pants now.

Be careful you guys. It's dangerous. Apparently it could make you impotent.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Be careful you guys. It's dangerous. Apparently it could make you impotent.

Oh fu-

 

[Sophisticate]

He is by far one of the best trolls on SSpot. It's very hard to discern his real views from his fake ones. Also, very resilient too since nothing triggers him but he manages to push some buttons.

 

[bluebird]

@CaliTedesse reminds me of a more flamboyant version of a previous character

 

[Samaalic Era]

@CaliTedesse reminds me of a more flamboyant version of a previous character

Who walal

 

[bluebird]

Who walal

His name was rooble. He also used to talk about weak somali genetics and had a similar laughing style with the kkkks and LMAOs

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

That's my man's

 

[embarassing]

@CaliTedesse is actually hilarious, one of the most entertaining posters on here