Childbirth is scary shit

[Baarisiyomoos]

In my health class they made us watch a video of this lady giving birth. It looked so scary and painful oh man it lowkey put me off having kids. That video was essentially just pro abstinence content wallahi. Scary

 

[pirater]

just adopt

 

[jabsveg276]

In my health class they made us watch a video of this lady giving birth. It looked so scary and painful oh man it lowkey put me off having kids. That video was essentially just pro abstinence content wallahi. Scary

Getting kicked in the balls is worse.

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[Baarisiyomoos]

just adopt

I have been thinking of adopting too it’s a very good thing to do. But I also want to have my own biological children too yk

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

Getting kicked in the balls is worse.

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good you corrected yourself

 

[pirater]

I have been thinking of adopting too it’s a very good thing to do. But I also want to have my own biological children too yk

adopt some of you're children then have like 1 or two biological

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

adopt some of you're children then have like 1 or two biological

That honestly sounds like a real good plan. Planning on doing that InshaAllah

 

[Halimo-2018]

my cousin is in Coma as I type this from giving birth. May Allah give her health back. its been over 2 weeks now. childbirth is no joke.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

my cousin is in Coma as I type this from giving birth. May Allah give her health back. its been over 2 weeks now. childbirth is no joke.

I’m really sorry to hear that. May Allah heal her Ameen. I will make dua for her InshaAllah.

 

[Sheikh Google]

Just ask for the epidural and get Abu O shaunagsay to hold your hand but make sure he doesn't look down there otherwise your sex life is ova.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

Just ask for the epidural and get Abu O shaunagsay to hold your hand but make sure he doesn't look down there otherwise your sex life is ova.

Wait why would our sex life be over It obviously won’t be pretty but I mean what do you expect?

 

[Sheikh Google]

Wait why would our sex life be over It obviously won’t be pretty but I mean what do you expect?

Once he sees a baby coming out of your hoohah. He will switch to team farax slayer. No way is he gonna want to make baby number two. All jokes aside my pops told me to never look even if curiosity gets the better of you. Just don't.

 

[yaqir]

i could easily give birth without all the crying and screaming gg warya welcome to the world

 

[romanzolanski]

Just ask for the epidural and get Abu O shaunagsay to hold your hand but make sure he doesn't look down there otherwise your sex life is ova.

why would he be looking in the first place, it’s not like he’s delivering the baby

 

[Sheikh Google]

why would he be looking in the first place, it’s not like he’s delivering the baby

Human natural curiosity. I mean if everyone tells you not to look. You kinda are gonna look.

 

[Xaawotaako]

It’s not too scary anymore, unless you go for the archaic way of giving birth the natural way. My sister had C-section with all her kids and she is fine. She had no problems with the surgery and was basically all sleeping when they got the babies out. It was like going to the hairdresser, survey at 8:30 am and baby was out by …. Stitch statch and bam! All done. No complications no long painful labour etc. It’s the civilized way, humane way. No need to go thought the BS anymore.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

Once he sees a baby coming out of your hoohah. He will switch to team farax slayer. No way is he gonna want to make baby number two. All jokes aside my pops told me to never look even if curiosity gets the better of you. Just don't.

I guess I’ll make sure to remember that

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

It’s not too scary anymore, unless you go for the archaic way of giving birth the natural way. My sister had C-section with all her kids and she is fine. She had no problems with the surgery and was basically all sleeping when they got the babies out. It was like going to the hairdresser, survey at 8:30 am and baby was out by …. Stitch statch and bam! All done. No complications no long painful labour etc. It’s the civilized way, humane way. No need to go thought the BS anymore.

That sounds much much easier than pushing a baby out to be honest. Recovery after C section is really painful though from what my mom told me. So both birthing methods have negatives and positives.

 

[Baarisiyomoos]

i could easily give birth without all the crying and screaming gg warya welcome to the world

beenlow

 

[Xaawotaako]

That sounds much much easier than pushing a baby out to be honest. Recovery after C section is really painful though from what my mom told me. So both birthing methods have negatives and positives.

Not if it’s scheduled. C-section becomes a problem when it’s done as emergency.