Wallahi it is one of my many dreams, imagine front page titles...
"OUCH: Galmudug voted as mamuul goboleed with least attractive women"
"EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Mama Malyun on modern day Somali feminism"
"SHOCKING: Dayax dalnuurshe impregnated one of his groupies while he was engaged"
"CAUGHT ON CAM: Farmaajo sneaking into hotel with mysterious women, may be a Somalilander"
"Want a bigger penis? Tips from Dabcasar"