Dating Sim (Otome)

[Sophisticate]

Whoever secures sophisticate

Just know

She lies about being on a diet 24/7


She has a stash of junk food in the 3rd cabinet to the bottom left of her stove.

Her fine china can be nice cups when you invite your friends over to play video games

The lies you tell. Do you really want me to yourself after your dishonorable discharge? Your pocket change ran out fast and you've circled back to the money stash.

Why can't you fight fair?

 

[Sophisticate]

This was

You need to collab with our fellow erotic novelist @Basra
Y’all can make a lot of cash

I was hoping he'd write another installment.

 

[Razor]

Naming and claiming this soon in the game, well before the opening credits?


If you wish to fight them then paint me a mental portrait of how you woe?

Please excuse my faux pas madame, i let my instincts overcome my reason. I shall hereby conduct myself in a manner that befits my noble stature.

I'll have you know i'm nothing like these ill suited vulgar plebeians who lacking in the intellectual capacity and inadequate to satiate your intellectual appetite delve into carnal and licentious matters. Fear not my lady, for you are in good company.

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[Jake from State Farm]

The lies you tell. Do you really want me to yourself after your dishonorable discharge? Your pocket change ran out fast and you've circled back to the money stash.

Why can't you fight fair?

I have no interest in going back to you.

I already spent my time in ur nice fancy home. I secured the dub and have fully left.

I don’t like to settle down. I’m too young for that. A man like me needs to travel around and sample a bit more ..... sonkor Hooyos before I make my final decision.


Have fun with your new “boo”

 

[Keeysan]

@sophisticate Are you trying to fulfill your femdom BDSM dreams as witnessed in another thread

Are your levels over 9000?

 

[Sophisticate]

Please excuse my faux pas madame, i let my instincts overcome my reason. I shall hereby conduct myself in a manner that befits my noble stature.

I'll have you know i'm nothing like these ill suited vulgar plebeians who lacking in the intellectual capacity and inadequate to satiate your intellectual appetite delve into carnal and licentious matters. Fear not my lady, for you are in good company.

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That was well-written. I commend your artisan storytelling.

I've gotten more action than I have in real life kkk.

Now let's give your tale a contemporary facelift.

Let's press the fastforward button and move from the vestiges of the industrial revolution into the information age.

I hope mi lady stumbles upon a rock that cascades her into the present .

She is not a vessel of a woman at the mercy of your swollen rapacious lips and will not submit to your lecherous whims.

I'm a rebel. Locked and loaded. So I might pistol whip these brutes. While my co-workers were at their perfunctory happy hour sipping cosmos I was at the firing range.

The French are known for fleeing in terror during battle. So I can handle these street goons. I won't end up like Kim K - lying vulnerable and tied up in the bath tub while Pepe le Pew and his accomplice raid the place.

Also, these lips will remain ungrazed unless you want the legal system to copulate with you. Just ask @Cognitivedissonance.

 

[Sophisticate]

I have no interest in going back to you.

I already spent my time in ur nice fancy home. I secured the dub and have fully left.

I don’t like to settle down. I’m too young for that. A man like me needs to travel around and sample a bit more ..... sonkor Hooyos before I make my final decision.


Have fun with your new “boo”

You changed man. What happened to the nice guy I used to know. Who is this jerk that took over your controls?

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[Jake from State Farm]

You changed man. What happened to the nice guy I used to know. Who was the jerk that took over your controls?

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I’m not even a jerk.
I haven’t been rude to anyone.

I just wanted to check this thread out and see who was coming in second place after me.

Have fun with your rebound man.

 

[Sophisticate]

I’m not even a jerk.
I haven’t been rude to anyone.

I just wanted to check this thread out and see who was coming in second place after me.

Have fun with your rebound man.

I'm suffering from oneitis.

I'm thinking of joining the red pill sub Reddit for answers on how to move on.

Help a sister out.

Actually no. I can't turn to the source of the problem for an antidote.

 

[Sophisticate]

@sophisticate Are you trying to fulfill your femdom BDSM dreams as witnessed in another thread

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Actually I made this topic so I wouldn't derail other threads. I'm trying to get rid of that bad habit.

Would you like a repeat of that thread?

 

[mrlog]

@sophisticate all this mumbo jumbo can be summarised as follows.

u want a farah who’s presentable to the outside world
But in private treats u like his toe and bangs u on every piece of furniture in his Momma’s basement

 

[Sophisticate]

@sophisticate all this mumbo jumbo can be summarised as follows.

u want a farah who’s presentable to the outside world
But in private treats u like his toe and bangs u on every piece of furniture in his Momma’s basement

So, you think I want some basement dwelling possessed shaytan straight out of the Exorcist?

 

[mrlog]

So, you think I want some basement dwelling possessed shaytan straight out of the Exorcist?

Well ur options are as follows:
Marry-go-round Muxiyadeen who has 3 other wives
Ciyaalka-xaafada Cawil who’s got Peter-pan syndrome thinking his still a frat boy
High school dropout who calls himself Professor Hanad

Or me ur ina’abti
p.s
The holes in your nose, remind me of the holes in my Wadno without u

 

[Keeysan]

Actually I made this topic so I wouldn't derail other threads. I'm trying to get rid of that bad habit.

Would you like a repeat of that thread?

You need to settle down walaal or have a good time atleast.

If you need an agent to scour the earth for a suitable brother you can whisper.

 

[Sophisticate]

Well ur options are as follows:
Marry-go-round Muxiyadeen who has 3 other wives
Ciyaalka-xaafada Cawil who’s got Peter-pan syndrome thinking his still a frat boy
High school dropout who calls himself Professor Hanad

Or me ur ina’abti
p.s
The holes in your nose, remind me of the holes in my Wadno without u

Slim pickings, eh.

We're a lot alike you know. Biting sense of humour and we randomly burst into gabay/song at every opportune moment. It's like staring into the mirror.

 

[Sophisticate]

You need to settle down walaal or have a good time atleast.

If you need an agent to scour the earth for a suitable brother you can whisper.

Why do I need to settle down? You make it sound like a sentence. What crime have I committed?

I can still have a good time while living clean. Give me an extensive library and nothing else matters. As long as I manage to have a kid before 40 I'm alright. Isn't that what marriage is for?

 

[Razor]

That was well-written. I commend your artisan storytelling.

I've gotten more action than I have in real life kkk.

Now let's give your tale a contemporary facelift.

Let's press the fastforward button and move from the vestiges of the industrial revolution into the information age.

I hope mi lady stumbles upon a rock that cascades her into the present .

[/USER].

You should have told us that! i thought we had carte blanche to set the scene where ever! i thought we had creative control over our works!.

All that superb writing gone to waste. I might as well not bother to continue

And i love how you guys didn't catch that i lowkey included @Jake from State Farm and @Abdalla in the story

 

[Jake from State Farm]

You should have told us that! i thought we had carte blanche to set the scene where ever! i thought we had creative control over our works!.

All that superb writing gone to waste. I might as well not bother to continue

And i love how you guys didn't catch that i lowkey included @Jake from State Farm and @Abdalla in the story

I didn’t read it until now.

Good luck with @sophisticate don’t kick her out of the house like I did. She has people that are still coming after me till this day

All because I was wearing her 25k silk robe around the crib eating BBQ wings on her Versace bed which resulted in bbq staining the bed

Niggas trying to kill me all because of some bbq sauce

 

[Razor]

I didn’t read it until now.

Good luck with @sophisticate don’t kick her out of the house like I did. She has people that are still coming after me till this day

All because I was wearing her 25k silk robe around the crib eating BBQ wings on her Versace bed which resulted in bbq staining the bed

Niggas trying to kill me all because of some bbq sauce

She sent a hit squad after you for staining her sheets

This true @sophisticate

I guess i'm not gonna survive since i have the bad habit of cutting my toe nails on the dinner table and she might not take too kindly to Suugo served with a side of toe nail

 

[Sophisticate]

You should have told us that! i thought we had carte blanche to set the scene where ever! i thought we had creative control over our works!.

All that superb writing gone to waste. I might as well not bother to continue

And i love how you guys didn't catch that i lowkey included @Jake from State Farm and @Abdalla in the story

Lol, you have permission to continue your tale.

Oh they were the two ruffians.