half this shit doesn't make any sense allah forbade men form wearing womens clothes and women from mens. clearly ur off whatever meds u use and a bad troll.
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This is a symbol of Somali female empowerment I found the background floating around on twitter to do with women so what are you talking about butaco bana olio
the one who doesn't compare rape to usage of gifs hence spitting on your supposed caramellow grave nor uses 3rd grade jokes.I know you are but what am I?
Invader
👾pʅɹoʍ pǝʇɐʅǝxᴉd ɐ uᴉ ƃuᴉʌᴉʅ👾
wll I am sorry I will change the pfp to something more suitable.
Why are you so trigerred lol it's just female empowerment or have you accidentally raped an innocent woman before lol
Ilahay haku hanuniyo.
Female empowerment ??? no i have family members who have hence i don't find shitty jokes about this topic to be funny
what does that mean
ilihay ha ii cafiyo
I am so sorry wll
We are all Somali I sympathise with you
May allah grant ur family member happiness
Naaya isku xishow! niin oo qamiis oo gishinayaa iskumid niin oo abaaya gishiniya?! Yaab
Qalanjo u are so bipolar
What is the difference? One is black the other is white? Are you saying men are superior to women the same way white is superior to black?Naaya isku xishow! niin oo qamiis oo gishinayaa iskumid niin oo abaaya gishiniya?! Yaab
I am horrified at your suggestion.
Men are superior to women! Periodtttt.
MEN ARE BETTER AT OPENING THINGSAnd thats on CARAWEELOO HA NOLATO!!!
Whether it's jam jars or rusty locks on the shed, a man's superior strength means he is able to crack things open easier than women. It's not all about strength though, as a man who has good looks and charm can open other things too. We'll leave that there.
2. MEN ARE NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL
A man's grooming cabinet generally contains a razor, hair gel, aftershave and maybe moisturiser.
No foundation. No eyeliner. No lipstick. No off-cuts of a Russian child's hair. Men are creatures of low maintenance.
3. MEN TAKE MERE MOMENTS TO GET READY
Pick out a shirt. Chose a pair of dapper shoes. Do your hair. This is a man's checklist before any night out.
A woman's on the other hand roughly consists of: applying fake tan the night before, going to the hairdressers, getting their nails done, shaving their legs, getting their eyebrows threaded, picking out a dress...a thousand steps later they're just about ready.
4. JESUS WAS A MAN
No justification was necessary. Oh and Eve bit the apple before Adam, which fucked the world over for eternity.
5. MEN ARE GENERALLY LESS Y
Men are simple creatures with simple minds. And this is a good thing. They don't overthink of complicate situations. They actively avoid pointless arguing and forgiveness can be bought with healthy supplies of beer. It is difficult to know what makes women tick though, as this totally legit professor proves his unicorn theory.
6. MEN UNDERSTAND THE OFFSIDE RULE
It's a well-known fact that understanding the offside rule is a more reliable test of your intelligence in MENSA or having an IQ over 140.
7. MEN FART AND BELCH WITH RECKLESS ABANDON
There's something rather elegant about the way men are able to unleash meaty methane bombs at will. And, while women are often revolted by such antics, a man takes real pride in the scent of his home brew - frequently inhaling it and commenting "that was a gooden."
Bravo sir, bravo
8. MEN CAN WEE STANDING UP
Ah yes, the true blessing of being a man. The ability to wee anywhere from an upright position. The penis is shaped in such a way that it can be wielded with astonishing accuracy, rendering the need for any porcelain catchment basin unnecessary.
With no squatting required, having a piss in public is as easy as pie.
9. MEN GET BETTER LOOKING WITH AGE
The male species ages like a fine wine. See George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem and Paul Rudd. Women don't age so well. See Jackie Stallone.
10. MEN CAN DRIVE
It's a common fact that men are, on average, five times better than women at driving. Men see parallel parking as a challenge to be conquered; women see it as daunting and downright impossible. Men use their rear view mirror to check their surrounding; women use them to apply lipstick. You get the picture.
Best things about womenMEN ARE BETTER AT OPENING THINGS
Whether it's jam jars or rusty locks on the shed, a man's superior strength means he is able to crack things open easier than women. It's not all about strength though, as a man who has good looks and charm can open other things too. We'll leave that there.
2. MEN ARE NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL
A man's grooming cabinet generally contains a razor, hair gel, aftershave and maybe moisturiser.
No foundation. No eyeliner. No lipstick. No off-cuts of a Russian child's hair. Men are creatures of low maintenance.
3. MEN TAKE MERE MOMENTS TO GET READY
Pick out a shirt. Chose a pair of dapper shoes. Do your hair. This is a man's checklist before any night out.
A woman's on the other hand roughly consists of: applying fake tan the night before, going to the hairdressers, getting their nails done, shaving their legs, getting their eyebrows threaded, picking out a dress...a thousand steps later they're just about ready.
4. JESUS WAS A MAN
No justification was necessary. Oh and Eve bit the apple before Adam, which fucked the world over for eternity.
5. MEN ARE GENERALLY LESS *****Y
Men are simple creatures with simple minds. And this is a good thing. They don't overthink of complicate situations. They actively avoid pointless arguing and forgiveness can be bought with healthy supplies of beer. It is difficult to know what makes women tick though, as this totally legit professor proves his unicorn theory.
6. MEN UNDERSTAND THE OFFSIDE RULE
It's a well-known fact that understanding the offside rule is a more reliable test of your intelligence in MENSA or having an IQ over 140.
7. MEN FART AND BELCH WITH RECKLESS ABANDON
There's something rather elegant about the way men are able to unleash meaty methane bombs at will. And, while women are often revolted by such antics, a man takes real pride in the scent of his home brew - frequently inhaling it and commenting "that was a gooden."
Bravo sir, bravo
8. MEN CAN WEE STANDING UP
Ah yes, the true blessing of being a man. The ability to wee anywhere from an upright position. The penis is shaped in such a way that it can be wielded with astonishing accuracy, rendering the need for any porcelain catchment basin unnecessary.
With no squatting required, having a piss in public is as easy as pie.
9. MEN GET BETTER LOOKING WITH AGE
The male species ages like a fine wine. See George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem and Paul Rudd. Women don't age so well. See Jackie Stallone.
10. MEN CAN DRIVE
It's a common fact that men are, on average, five times better than women at driving. Men see parallel parking as a challenge to be conquered; women see it as daunting and downright impossible. Men use their rear view mirror to check their surrounding; women use them to apply lipstick. You get the picture.
Women are Muslims
Women are Somali
Women can be rich or poor depends on if they want to
Women can dye their hair
Women can wear abayo or qamis
Women grow long hair *I've never seen a man with long hair balayo bas xiir san*
Women on average have more colourful eyelids
Woman are qalanjo
Naag nool are women
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thee fatter a nigga is the more destructive those bombs become kkkMEN FART AND BELCH WITH RECKLESS ABANDON the best one
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